An Open Letter to God

[florida.blanca]

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Hahahaha! Mahimuot man pud na nimo, florida. Di man kaha ka motuo nga naay DIOS unya nganong masuko man ka sa prayer ni nitwit?



Sakpan ka dong! Nahadlok ka nga dunggon unya sa DIOS ang prayer ni nitwit.

wala juy kataw.anan! Your God never listens to prayers like that. in fact, what she was doing was cursing!

i never believe in those things! it just reflects what type of personality that woman have! she's so insecure with my beauty!

[yanong_banikanhon]

wala juy kataw.anan! Your God never listens to prayers like that. in fact, what she was doing was cursing!

Curse gud tawon. Prayer tong kang nitwit, oy. Ka-klaro ani o:

Dear God, please prick both of his eyeballs too as he doesnt seem to appreciate the beauty of your creations and the goodness of some people. And if its not too much to ask, please include cutting his balls off as he doesnt seem to want nor need one...

Thank you so much. Amen

Hadlok ka matinuod, no? Maong nasuko ka pag-ayo. Kun dili pa ka motuo nga naay GOD nganong ni-react man lagi ka anang maong prayer?

[florida.blanca]

Curse gud tawon. Prayer tong kang nitwit, oy. Ka-klaro ani o:



Hadlok ka matinuod, no? Maong nasuko ka pag-ayo.

wa man ko nasuko. feeler sad kaayu ka! kamabaw ra anang butanga!

magretouch sa ko!

[nitwit]

maldita kang bayhana ka!

at least ako i dislike war! i want a peaceful planet earth! and i mean serene!

that prayer i wrote above was a sarcastic way of praying to an imaginary God! kaklaro ana!

i dont like war either, whats wrong with my prayer? isnt everyone entitled to make their own prayer and ask what they want or what they hope for?oh well,thats my prayer.

i am hoping that if god really exist, to punish those people like you who only likes to whinge and whinge all the time. who doesnt see the beauty of his creations. if you prayed sarcastically well mine was heartedly . who knows?there might be a god out there and is gonna grant an ATHEIST WISH.i guess goodluck to you

[behemothharr]

hadlok jud.laliman kag cutting off your balls bwahahahahaha

[jinkazama92]

Pag puyo na florida pls?

I respect the fact that you question God's existance, but don't you think your asking too much from us believers to prove it to you?

Let me enlighten your mind. God does NOT Rule the Earth. He is NOT responsible for all EVIL.
The one Ruling our world is the Devil.

[ulyssa_marie]

OT: This thing is still going on?? my gosh.. people just can't let go , can't they?

Dear God,

Thank you for creating Florido. If it wasn't for him, i wouldn't have realized just how lucky i am to believe in you. I am happy and content withwhat i have. U have given me the opportunities to go through my experiences and be wise and mature enough to not show my immaturity as Florido does.

Through Florido, i have realized that i am mature enough to not complain about what you have given to me, good or bad. I accept the challenges you give me, and gladly walk out of them as a stronger person and a firmer faith in you.

Thank you again Lord, for making people like Florido. It is through them, that we, who have faith in you, realize just how strong this faith is.. and no matter how much they bicker and try to lower us down, we always end the day being the ones who are secure and content with ourselves and in you.

Amen.

[nitwit]

hadlok jud.laliman kag cutting off your balls bwahahahahaha

alangan di man sya happy sa iyang balls sir gusto man sya ma girl ..pildi ko sa denial talent aning florido.

[florida.blanca]

insecurity bites! diba nitwit

[nitwit]

Curse gud tawon. Prayer tong kang nitwit, oy. Ka-klaro ani o:



Hadlok ka matinuod, no? Maong nasuko ka pag-ayo. Kun dili pa ka motuo nga naay GOD nganong ni-react man lagi ka anang maong prayer?

who knows sir naa diay god nga mo grant ug atheist nga wish di ba? kaubo si florido .magtagbaw ug gukod sa iyang b*alls nga gitangag sa iro ug gipistahan sa mga iro.