Transformers: The Dark of the Moon (July 1st 2011)

[kit_cebu]

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Critics Reviews - Yahoo! Movies - these are "film" critics....the ones who love the oscar-type of movies....and are probably gay (no offense meant to the third ***) and old people.... check out movies they rate C.....

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - User Reviews - Yahoo! Movies - these are the dudes who are not professional film critics....the "masa"..... rated it B......


critics are usually haters..... which is the usual trending.....

Transformers (2007) - Movie Info - Yahoo! Movies
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - User Reviews - Yahoo! Movies




by the way, Michael Bay asked me to thank you guys for buying tickets......like LeBron James, "you will go back to our lives and i will go back to mine".....though he lost the title/criticism, he remained the richer guy......



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[|ceman]

katong leading lady parehag nawng ni Rita Faytolano

[Buzz Killington]

mao lagi... puro reklamo ang mga "jedi".

mag pina maayo...

the movie's about living mechanical robots!! so mas more jud on CGI ug effects!!

mag himo palang mog inyong ka ugalingong salida nga naay "substance" ug good "storyline".. pwede ra sad. way mu pugong....

nganu ka oi..... abot man nuon kag jedi..... way hiblooray lagi kung naay wa nakauyon sa T3.... as posted here a few pages back, we're all paying customers and we're entitled to our opinion..

kung di pud ka gustog naay critics, pag himu nalang pud ug imung kaugalingong salida nga ikaw ra pwede motan-aw.... way mo pugong.....

[endlessknight]

if optimus would've been the Hino truck, that would've been disappointing...

ask lang ko, which part ang disappointing to you? from a kid-in-you point of view......throw away direction and the lack of storyline....

or ani nalang....what do you exactly mean trainwreck? again, from a kids point of view.... not your typical oscar-critical thinking....

Perhaps if I were a kid, I would have been able to look past Michael Bay's shenanigans. That's if I were a kid, but I'm not. I'm bound to make a decision whether a movie is terrible or not, nd this one is just slightly better than its predecessor, which isn't really much of a compliment at all.

Let me count some of the ways this movie has been highly disappointing:

1. Cardboard characters - I'm not talking about the humans, I'm talking about the robots. It's a Transformers movie, and yet the robots have no personality. What's that? Italian and Scottish robots? They have been in this planet for just 4 years and they acquire accents? Those robots have been in Cybertron for ages, why can't they have personalities there?

2. Too much humans- Shia LeBouf complained that the robots had too much screen time in the last film. Guess what, Shia! You're in a Transformers movie, not "I am Sam". Lemme see, Sam has had two uber-smoking hot girlfriends at his disposal and still feels "disappointed how his life has turned out". WTF? You have a goddess in your bedroom and you're disappointed about your life? Nonsense characters like Wang and Sam's boss (shame on you, Malkovich!) further sucked the life out of the movie.

3. Plots that don't make sense- So, Sentinel Prime has been in the moon all along and the Decepticons knew about it decades before the Autobots knew? Why didn't the Decepticons just use that to kill the Autobots in the first movie? Why on earth would you deploy marines using parachutes against a bunch of high tech robots? Stupid. The Decepticons are probably the lamest villains around for not being able to kill a bunch of lousy humans with puny guns. The Decepticons should have been able to kill those humans with relative ease, not the other way around. I mean, cmon! The Decepticons are a highly technological race that can tranform into vehicles, weapons, and fighter jets and not one of them can kill Sam's parents? Pathetic.

And if the fate of the human race is on the line, you don't send free-fallling marines to Chicago to stop the Decepticons, you send a hundred nukes and melt the entire city. It doesn't make sense!

4. Characters acting out of character - If you were Megatron and you were being told by this skinny b*tch that you're gonna be Sentinel Prime's b*tch, would you let it go without at least ripping her head off? I am f*cking Megatron! Nobody talks sh*t to me and gets away with it!

Since when did Optimus Prime execute defenseless enemies?

That's some of it.

[endlessknight]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Critics Reviews - Yahoo! Movies - these are "film" critics....the ones who love the oscar-type of movies....and are probably gay (no offense meant to the third ***) and old people.... check out movies they rate C.....

Transformers: Dark of the Moon - User Reviews - Yahoo! Movies - these are the dudes who are not professional film critics....the "masa"..... rated it B......


critics are usually haters..... which is the usual trending.....

Transformers (2007) - Movie Info - Yahoo! Movies
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - User Reviews - Yahoo! Movies




by the way, Michael Bay asked me to thank you guys for buying tickets......like LeBron James, "you will go back to our lives and i will go back to mine".....though he lost the title/criticism, he remained the richer guy......


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Michael Bay was already rich when he made the Transformers movie. He was a terrible director then, he's still a terrible director now.

[jumper_stage]

^ fantastic..just m.bay asked you? lol

[endlessknight]

mao lagi... puro reklamo ang mga "jedi".

mag pina maayo...

the movie's about living mechanical robots!! so mas more jud on CGI ug effects!!

mag himo palang mog inyong ka ugalingong salida nga naay "substance" ug good "storyline".. pwede ra sad. way mu pugong....

Mohimo pa lang kag imong thread nga puro positive lang ang reactions para sa mga muggles...

Thanks dude. I've always wanted to be a jedi.

[geetarista]

nganu ka oi..... abot man nuon kag jedi..... way hiblooray lagi kung naay wa nakauyon sa T3.... as posted here a few pages back, we're all paying customers and we're entitled to our opinion..

kung di pud ka gustog naay critics, pag himu nalang pud ug imung kaugalingong salida nga ikaw ra pwede motan-aw.... way mo pugong.....

copy paste? gi balik raman nimo akong gi sulti... hahaha



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[endlessknight]

copy paste? gi balik raman nimo akong gi sulti... hahaha



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Yes! Party time!

[marga]

hindi ko mxdo nagustuhan transformer 3