- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris doesn't believe to a GOD, only to Rod
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Thread: Chuck Norris
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11-17-2009, 09:37 AM #1C.I.A.
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Chuck Norris
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11-17-2009, 11:40 AM #2Banned User
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Hahaha!! Ayos kaayu bro...Wohooo!!!
hahaha!!! Sakto jud tanan at the same time aligre kaayu...
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02-09-2010, 07:37 PM #3Elite Member
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Pyramids exist because Chuck Norris used to play Lego as a child.
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02-10-2010, 08:58 AM #4Senior Member
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Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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