Putting things in order

[Dakouten]

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Found this one on the net...

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into
the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well
daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I
have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less sombre.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as
to
what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they
were
drinking to her impending end. 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'

The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After
the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just
told your friends you were dying of AIDS.'

The woman said, 'I don't want any of those ~censored~ sleeping with
your father after I'm gone.'

[rod_x]

haha. wise woman.
:P

[fanatic_me]

hahaha...marunong sad..

[botzfernz]

hahaha wise pud

[parts]

nice one dah!hahahahha

[sabrinxy]

haha! nice one

[istorya.nelle]

hehehe.. good one.... more.... ;D

[xxSTARLIGHT]

wakakakakak!! dah.. sigurista haha