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    GOOD JOKES
    There once was a religious young woman who went to confession Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
    The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
    The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
    The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
    The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
    The Priest said "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face!"


    CONFESSIONAL:
    An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
    girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had *** with each of them three times.
    Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?
    Man: What sins?
    Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?
    Man: I'm Jewish!
    Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
    Man: I'm telling everybody!
    _____

    OLD FRED:
    Old Fred's hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn't look good. Suddenly, he motions frantically to the pastor for something
    to write on. The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies.
    The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places it in his jacket pocket.
    At Fred's funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes he's wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died. "Fred handed me a note
    just before he died," he says. "I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration in it for us all."
    Opening the note, he reads aloud, "Help! You're standing on my oxygen tube!"


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    Default Re: GOOD JOKES!!!

    nyahahhahahahah.... ang pastor ang naka patay diay

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    Default Re: GOOD JOKES!!!

    bery good kaayo ang pastor...

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