A blonde is on board a small plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio. "Mayday, Mayday! My
pilot just died!" she screams.
ATC receives her call for help and responds: "Don't
worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to
give me your height and position"
"I'm 5'2" and sitting in the front"