Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3
i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping
out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in
line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people
there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to
keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since
theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you
dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being
complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became
friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to
themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with
each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we
all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was
about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i
stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would
lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and
that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they said
i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the
manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said
whatever and stayed in line.
a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there
were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and
theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should
leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should
have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more.
everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it
for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i
play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games
they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home
since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid
joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so
as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if
any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one
of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too.
they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve
been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and
coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.
so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives.
i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and
seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all
the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees
with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my
car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.
about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they
were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds
later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs
across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is
scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he
is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags.
he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the
walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but
i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile
at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with
that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne
buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP
and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the
parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i
had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running
back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back.
we all told them to **** off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us
against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start
some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go
**** themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security
and security came. security man was like WTF is that ****in smell and
looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the
grounds screaming LMAO.
so that is how i got my ps3.
AMAZING STORY ABOUT HOW A GUY GOT HIS PS3 (good read)
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