GUWAPO

Photgrapher: Dia ra imong letrato boss.
Customer: Di ko ani uy! Bati kaayo akong nawong aning letratoha.
Photographer: Bati gud. Tan-awa ang imong back view morag si Romy Diaz, ang side view, Paquito Diaz
Customer: Unya ang front view?
Photographer: Aw, Kwarenta Diaz!

TAGALOG I

Maestra: Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.
Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.
TAGALOG 2

Maestra: Jose, Use Canadian in a sentence.
Jose: Magluto Canadian.
ENGLISH

Maestra: Maria, use "dog" in a sentence.
Maria: Nanay dog tatay.

EGYPT

Maestra: Miguel, where is Egypt?
Miguel: Egypt is parked across the street.