MOST EMBARASSING things that happened to you!!

[angel_brey]

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Hello Istoryans!

Humor man kaha ni na folder so cge go. Dili bitaw ta kaila tanan, so share ta diri sa mga nahitabo sa atung life na CERTIFIED EMBARASSING gyud!

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CERTIFIED EMBARASSING!

Was asked to LEAD the singing of the Pambansang Awit "Lupang Hinirang" during one of the school's activities with matching conduct with my hands. Everything went fine, except the last part....

"Lupa ng araw ng luwalhating pagsinta, ang mamatay ng dahil sayo.
(I realized it was wrong, I paused then)
Aming ligaya ng pag may nang aapi, ang mamatay ng dahil sayo."


CERTIFIED EMBARASSING

Part 1

On my way home, I was just walking from the jeepney stop to our house which was a few blocks away. While walking, I really felt this strong urge to URINATE! Along the way home, there was this WATER PUMP STATION at the right side of the road. I figured, maybe I could go to the back of it and urinate there nalang para lang gyud na mahuwasan ko. And so I did. So there I was urinating when suddenly the door infront of me opened. Yikes! Good thing my uniform was a skirt or else kita gyud ang dili angay makita! Dali2x kog pangihi ug gawas dagan padung uli sa among house which was still a few meters away.

Part 2

Same thing, on my way home walking from the jeepney stop to our house which was a few blocks away. This time again, I felt that strong urge again to URINATE. After that first ordeal where nasakpan ko nga nangihi ko didto sa likod sa WATER PUMP, I didn't dare nalang ug ako nalang gyud siya ge pugngan pag ayu nga dili ko makaihi until I arrive home. While walking home, dili naman gyud nako makaya, the next thing I knew, it was dripping down my legs and drenching my shoes. At this time, I was praying "GOD PLEASE PAUWANA NALANG PARA DILI KO OBVIOUS." But then wala! And this time, my GREEN SKIRT was no help at all since when it gets wet, the GREEN gets DARKER! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



Cge go! It is your time to shine! Share na mo! hehehe

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when i was a High School student,nisakay q ug jeep sa dihang nilarga ug kalit,teh na diretso jud q sa sulod n nakita jud aq panty kay namud2 man q hahaha....

[angel_brey]

when i was a High School student,nisakay q ug jeep sa dihang nilarga ug kalit,teh na diretso jud q sa sulod n nakita jud aq panty kay namud2 man q hahaha....

OUCH! I feel your pain! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

[makegamaru]

d ko kalimot nga na.shot jud kos manhole unya daghan kaaung tawo nakakita. maau gani kay way tubig canal. tsk

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OUCH! I feel your pain! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

lagi woi,, puno pa jud ang jeep hahaha.....

[danver2099]

company xmas party namo gi held sa waterfront lahug. Dance contest, in front of a large crowd, akong gitagak akong partner sa dihang gi alsa nako siya. Talk of the town pagka ugma... hehe..

[cebu de oro ads supply]

naa pa,ulan, nasa kalsada q ala q kabantay naay tubig, pag agi sa owner type jeep basa jud q sa lapok hahaha. maong karon magbantay jud q.... para d na mausab....

[angel_eyes]

i had one which is very embarrassing... 2nd yr college ko...unya kanang uniform sa nursing sa velez nga automatiko ra ang gigamit...ninaog ko sa jeep kay abot na ko sa school... sus kay wa man ko kabantay nga nasangit man diay ang hem sa uniform ngadto sa jeep (naa man diay talinis didto) pagnaog nako...unya timing kaayo kay nidagan na ang jeep...sus naabli gyud tanan ang automatiko kutob sa hawakan... kita kaayo ako half slip... may gani kay baga unya short style unya puti ... wala makita ako panty... pero ulaw gihapon kaayo oi...

[angel_brey]

d ko kalimot nga na.shot jud kos manhole unya daghan kaaung tawo nakakita. maau gani kay way tubig canal. tsk

LOL kaayo girl! hehhe I feel for you! Ahak ana uy! hehehe unya pag gawas nimo, nanimaho na kang CANAL? hahaha ouch! Ligo 10 times? hahaha

[angel_brey]

i had one which is very embarrassing... 2nd yr college ko...unya kanang uniform sa nursing sa velez nga automatiko ra ang gigamit...ninaog ko sa jeep kay abot na ko sa school... sus kay wa man ko kabantay nga nasangit man diay ang hem sa uniform ngadto sa jeep (naa man diay talinis didto) pagnaog nako...unya timing kaayo kay nidagan na ang jeep...sus naabli gyud tanan ang automatiko kutob sa hawakan... kita kaayo ako half slip... may gani kay baga unya short style unya puti ... wala makita ako panty... pero ulaw gihapon kaayo oi...

Shyet na malagkit! Ang kuyaw ug ang automatiko diretso until sa neck nimo ug ni open sad diretso sa neck nimo! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh kana mura na gyud ka ana ug nag bold star! hahaa Shyet gyud!