Cabbie and a Nun

[tania]

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too! "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road,
the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.
" The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

[tongyong]

ohhh ayyy bayot diayyyyyyy

[c_cebrecus]

ewwww!! pwerteng pamahid sa lips tingali si cab driver.. wahaha

[WinFlo]

nghek!!!! dah, mirisi

[junmar4]

tagam ka lagi!!!

[moongk]

pwe!!! hehehe

[kross]

boink...butangi...panggargol lang ug alcohol

[noynoy]

nayaahahahahahahaha.. bayot d.i...

[t3ChNo™]

hahahahaha!

[--Makoy--]

patay kang madreha ka!!!hehe