I have a friend who is a contractor and supplier of boiler instruments and equipment..... At the airport last 2010 he was carrying a boiler equipment.... upon entering the scanner the police is asking " Sir, ano po ang laman ng bagahe natin?". My friend replied "Bomba po sir". The officer was shock but wearing a smile on his face and said " Wag po kayong magbiro ng ganyan sir bawal po yan"... My friend said " Hindi naman po ako nagbibiro sir, kung gusto nyo tingnan nyo po". This time the officer was getting anger and said "Pwede po kayong makulong sa biro na yan sir?". And again my friend replied with a straight face "hindi naman po ako nagbibiro sir, sino bang nagbibiro sa atin?"....after a while...The angry officer called for back-up (bomb team) and then my friend was brought to isolation room with his luggage for interrogation.... The Head of bomb team is asking to my friend "Totoo po bang may bomba ang bagahe nyo sir?. My friend replied "totoo po sir, kung gusto nyo, buksan nyo po"..... The angry office is getting mad and almost hit my friend... The head officer is now opening the luggage and saw a piece of equipment and ask my friend "bomba po ba ito sir?"... My friend replied with a smile "Opo sir yon po ay bomba ng langis para sa boiler, (Sabay toro) may nagsulat pa po dito na fuel pump sir"..... Hahahahah..
.. all officers to that room was laughing so hard....and ask my friend "bakit hindi mo sinabi na pump pala 'to". "sinabi ko nga sa kanya sir na bomba, eh bakit ko sasabihin sa kanya na pump na tinanong nya ako in tagalog so sinagot ko sya in tagalog din (my friend said).....
... bwahahahah... buang jud ni ako migo....
Nalignaw ko sa iya istorya but dili sab to maau dah mahasul at ato iya style....bwhahahaha
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