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    ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS RECORDED AND VERIFIED BY THE WORLD
    FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE ANSWERS

    1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
    you'll
    leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as
    we're finished.
    2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is
    why
    we're not here. So, leave a message.
    3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
    sent
    the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you
    are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
    money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a
    female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
    4. Hi. Now YOU say something.
    5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so
    you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
    6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
    7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you
    leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
    8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
    refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
    message to myself with one of these magnets.
    9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
    receiving
    messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub,
    and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through
    their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're
    still with me, leave your name and number and they will get
    back to you.
    10. This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic
    thought-
    recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your
    number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about
    returning your call.
    11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
    like.
    Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you!!!!
    12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
    now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call
    you back.
    13. If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
    our
    weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we
    probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
    14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
    silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used
    by us.
    15. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
    phone right now, because we're doing something we really
    enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it
    left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when
    we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    nice

  3. #3

    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    nice :mrgreen: one

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    asa ta kapalit ana? hihihihi

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    :mrgreen:

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    LINGAW KO SA LAST 2.

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    hahaha... cool...

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    Default Re: ::ANSWERIN MACHINE::::::::::::::

    hehehe...

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    hahaha...ganahan na nuon ko palit ug answering machine ani...heheheh

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