One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu......?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"
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10-02-2009, 08:16 AM #1Elite Member
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It is good to laugh once in a while
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ahahhahaa, amaw!!!!
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hahah nitago ra diay..
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whaha...luoya naapil lagee..
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wahahaha, kusgana sad sa first patient... kalingaw sad ani... more more more...
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hastang magbugno nalng na sila
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hahahah...small world.tungod lang sa fridge and mis understanding..jehehhe
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lols as in jud kawayok uie!
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kusgana sa number 1 ahhh!...
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