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    Default Unsaun pag panguyab Tips para sa loveless


    growing up and falling in love is hard so I hope na kini maka help ni sa nag struggle young or old

    Do not use this as a Dog-Ma/bible ok? suggestions ra ni and no one is right or wrong so no need to point out na its wrong kng dli ka mo Agree ako ni na learn through the years kani na tips is for the guys lng sory girls

    *First part: Your self

    Cleanliness - kng bad breath ka or baho ug ilok bisan unsa paka ka gwapo wla gyud mo doul nimo na babae always be neat kita man ko ug mga tao nga yagit pero naa Cars pero dli gyud madala ang babae kay baho asta iya car kng ang tao limpyo mo habit na sa iya self haus and car and whatever pa. when you take a bath wash your privates twice with soap trust me on this.

    Attire - ok ra basta clean looking you dont need to look like an emo or hip hop presentable lng nya humot daug na bisan dli kaayo ka gwapo.

    Be a Gentleman - usahay kita ko ug mag uyab mo sakay ug jeep ang lalake mo una ug sakay nya inig naug kay mo dagan sa sidewalk nya kamayon ang babae naa tunga sa street bastos mana una gyud sya sakay tabang ka wen naug sya open doors for her help her with her seat simple ra kaayo they will appreciate it.


    *Next part: Now Select your Girl

    Choose - yes ayaw pag hulat mao naa saying seek and you shall
    find. people will choose someone na pareho sa ila self mao ni ang spark when 2 people meet not neccesary na pareho gyud pero someone who understands them. make sure na with this person dako ug chance na sige mo kita it will make things easier.

    Research - once kita naka someone you like research about her
    does she have a boyfriend? what does she like? unsa iya work?
    important kayo na you find out if she is available kay makalitan nya ka nya dugay namo kuyog.

    Asking her out - before you do that kuyog sa ka niya basta she needs it ad2 lang gyud naa sya papers na process paliton or whatever just do it. after a while ask her out dayon sometime kaw napud like you need to do something and voila sige namo kuyog.

    Going out - Date mo syempre mall club or cinema remember lang na naa mga girls na Dli gyud ganahan ug fastfood like JOLLIBEE!
    if you wonder why usahay dli na sila mag pakita nimo next time tawag ka try to remember asa nimo sila gi dala. mo apply ni sya sa day off ninyo sahay ok ra kng doul sa inyo workplace pero date gali sa gawas ayaw gyud, take her out somewhere nice maybe sabarro 170 ila deep dish pizza pero dako man share pud mo para sweet hu-ngitx2 dayon aye! i mean ahem.

    Sometimes naa sad girls na mahadlok mo kuyog nimo alone so what you do is gain her trust aside sa na mention na try ug lakaw na daghan mo para dli siya mahadlok officemates friendsdoing karaoke the beach or what ever activity.

    Repeat the cycle of going out rinse & wash..oops wrong thread

    *The Last part: Confessions
    Warning! before you do this make sure na ganahan ang girl nimo ayaw lang ask kay bahala na thats stupid basted ra gihapon ka earn her trust mao ra gyud imo buhaton for her then she will say yes

    Let Her Know - after sa imo nabuhat she will start to miss you how nice you are and mag think sya about you and the times youve spent together she has fallen in love... all thats left is to tell her how you feel your home free boy

    But a reminder ha ayaw pag sige ug drop ug words while going out like "because you are special" or mga pick up lines kay it makes you look unrefined ug lo-ud ka paminawon ma basted ka pag tarong lng gud and you will be ok.



    Dont Try this on fellow istoryans kay kabalo na sila ma half ang power gudluck guys hope this helps

    EXTRAS AND TECHNIQUES (follow through sa techniques)

    Suspension Bridge Effect - The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite ***. her fear of falling down causes her heart to pound. She then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite ***.

    *This technique can be applied to a lot of moments like when mahadlok sya when youre at the movies or out at night look dayon sa iya eyes

    The Left Eye effect - when you look at a girl in her left eye she will become emotionally unstable or sa bisaya pa maka lanay ug totok bugto ug panty.

    *This is because the left part of the eye is connected to the emotional part of the brain hence mura sya ug ma uneasy go with the flow nalang

    *if you are alone and close and she closes her eyes kiss her

    *Listen girls love to talk kng nang lakaw mo listen lng nila they like some to hear them out and be nice to them.
    Last edited by DoubleAgent; 10-03-2009 at 03:20 PM.

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    ahh,ok ill try..

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    nice one bro...

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    tnx bro

    para sa ga lisud kabalo man gud ko how it feels nya naa man mura ga struggle na people
    maka sabot sad ko na kng mo ask ka ug lain tao mura ma ulaw ka kay not manly dli uy ok rana
    agi rata tanan

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    Easier said than done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tin_Tin View Post
    Easier said than done!
    it breaks down like this kng nag lisud pa gyud ka

    Step 1: Hygiene pag limpyo sa imo lawas dress ug tarong ( i have no Idea why lisud ni para nimo?)

    Step 2: Kuyog kuyog lng sa girl that you like do things na maka remember sya nimo

    Step 3: When the tension is high sige pangita nimo say that you like her too

    if you did not say which part is hard then I would have to assume na even at step one you think that part
    is already easier said than done which means dli na gali nimo kaya pag clean sa imo self?

    if this breakdown is not simple enough for you then I dont know what to say

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    Here's how I break it down:

    1. Love Urself - I consider this a prerequisite before you are to date the opposite ***.. Loving urself means u should take care of urself, e.g. proper grooming (being hygienic..), proper attire (where sumthing dat suits u..), get in shape (if possible..), and etc.. This is of utmost importance since women wants sum1 hu can take care of them, and i believe that if u can take care of urself, u're capable of taking care of the opposite ***.. (this needs confirmation though.. so gurls, please confirm..ú)

    2. Be Confident - It is an advantage if u're good looking, coz u'll easily stand-out.. If not, wen u see sum1 u like, find ways to connect with her.. Make her notice u.. Else, u'll just be another face in the crowd.. uninteresting/unimportant..Wahh!

    3. Be a Man - Especially when u're out on a date, take charge.. Additionally, be a gentleman - don't act as if u are.. Finally, be gentle - dnt rush things, sooner or later we will get there.. (do u get it?!) bwahaha..ú

    Nevertheless, the things mentioned above are just pointers.. Although it is proven and tested (..by BFAD.. lolz!) It doesnt work all the time.. Hence, the important thing is that you should listen and observe the opposite ***.. That way, u will know what they want and how to make 'em happy.. Its not going to be easy though, coz women are queer creatures.. if u fail the 1st time, don't worry coz alcoholic beverages are available at the sari-sari store near u..ú

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    Sakto na si Garn dli na mo work all the time kay naa man girls na dli lng gyud ka type mao na sa confessions na part ang mga tao hopeless na kayo and in desperation mo sulti I love you sa babae
    even though kabaw na ang guy na dli ganahan ang girl niya kalma lang mo mga bay kasagaran mag dali man gud

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    hehe ayos ni da.. step by stp mn

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeefferson02 View Post
    hehe ayos ni da.. step by stp mn
    syaro dili pa kita ang mga loveless mao na para naa direction

    kani na guide gud guy version ni nya outline ra dli ko ganahan sa bad guy version kay managhan ang @sshole
    mayo ni para ang mga tao ma tarong

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