This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me, I just can't stop
having ***!"
"Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks?
"Well, twice a day I have *** with my wife”
“ TWICE a day", he answers back. "That's not so much", says the doctor.
"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have *** with my secretary”.
“TWICE a day!!! Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.
"Yes, but that’s not all. Twice a day I have *** with a prostitute”.
"Well, that's definitely too much", says the doctor. "You've got to learn to take yourself in
hand."
"I do", says the man. "Twice a day."