Everytime they make love, the husband always insisted on turning the LIGHTS OFF..
After 20 yrs, the wife turn on the Lights and found him hoLding a vibrator..
she went baListic.. " you IMPOTENT BASTARD!! how cud have Lied to me aLL this YEARS?!!"
the husban Luks at her straight in the eyes and caLmy said:
"iLL expLain the toy...you expLain the KIDS.. "
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