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    Talking Irish prostitute


    IRISH PROSTITUTE

    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,her Father cussed her.
    "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff,sniff. ...Dad. ....I became a prostitute.. ."
    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."

    "OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
    certificate. For my little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club...... (takes a
    breath)..... .. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."

    "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.
    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."

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    nyahaha.. cruel old man...

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    hahaha... bungol2 man dayn papi... hahaha

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    Makabungol diay ni ang kwarta

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    Quote Originally Posted by lraM View Post
    Makabungol diay ni ang kwarta
    sukad pa sa una

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    toink...hahahaha...

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    he-he, dili gyud bitaw magduol na ang protestant ug catholics diha....

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    ahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! kayama... ligid-ligid gyud ko diri........ hahahahahha

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    nyhahahahah amawa amahana....
    conflict man jud cguro na cla did2.....

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    hehehe... nalingaw jd ko... hehehe...

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