Bridge to Hawaii

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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,' Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'


The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'


The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'



The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.'

[jo-anne]

ahahahha...

[nadine eidloth]

grabe sad ani oi! dili sad intawon ingon ana ka lisod i handle ang babaye basta tarongon lang sad

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Joke ra na oi! wlay tinod-anay... hehehe

[jepogz]

hahaha,talaw mn c Lord...

[LindaC]

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,' Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'


The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'


The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me
the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'



The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?.'

Hawaii (Hawaii Volcano Tours one of the amazing tour I had) is one of the most beautiful island in the world and never thought that it could also be one of the funniest joke I will ever hear...LMAO... Alam ko marami pang joke about it e... Diko nalang matandaan e. With this joke, parang mas madali pa pala yung bridge to Hawaii kaysa sa pangalawang hiling nya! Natawa talaga ako....

[alert0]

hehehehhe. ataka.

[jesachic]

wahahehe....bridge nLng pud tawn!

[Leartes]

may gani wa pakapini ug barko para mas dali padung hawaii...

[iceweb]

hahaha...nice one...ngkatawa jud ko sa last statement...