Son: YES! Dad, at last di nako Virgin, yes, nakatilaw na gyud ko ug Hot ***, Grabe, whooow! yes!
Dad: Really Son, OMG! thats my Son, ana gyud, mag paka-lalake gyud ta, diba Son. Ok,
tara, lets go out and Celebrate!
Son: Ah, kanang, Dad, maybe tomorrow nalang...
Dad: O, why man Son, cge na, dont be shy, lets go out, my treat
Son: Di lagi ko Dad, kay sakit kaayo ako lobot.
wahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!