Men are like... (for the ladies)

[pijavier]

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Note: This is just something to laugh about guys, no need for debates, just clean fun arguments ok.
Warning: it may be a bit green for some.

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.


2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.


4. Men are like ..... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.


5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


6. Men are like ..... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!


8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.


9. Men are like .... .Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.



11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.



12. Men are like ......... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.


13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Do you guys think this is true? what are your comments ladies?

[Ryan747]

hahaha... gi delete man imo usa ka topic bro.

Naa man ta to ni una og reply ani nga topic.

[valmp3_story]

ambot..hehe. men are all the same.. matod pa nila, mau ra dyud kuno ato apas!hehe u know na.........

[pijavier]

hahaha... gi delete man imo usa ka topic bro.

Naa man ta to ni una og reply ani nga topic.

Must be a male Mod, who got offended, hahahahaha.

I do not agree to all points, maybe some (read up)

[knockout]

wow, mao ni nice nga thread, ahehehe.
speak out mga men. ahehehe.
lets get out and be counted. ahehe.

men are like sugar, they melt when they saw naked ladies. ahehehe.

[pijavier]

Men are like ryan747's style. They will jab, straight, hook punch and uppercut when there's someone beautiful watching.

Please be mindful sa posts ninyo guys, let's keep it safe for kids

[Ryan747]

Men are like ryan747's style. They will jab, straight, hook punch and uppercut when there's someone beautiful watching.

Please be mindful sa posts ninyo guys, let's keep it safe for kids

Really?!
I think that's your style.
Please don't divert your style to me.

Your my master pijavier.

[neugent]

wow, mao ni nice nga thread, ahehehe.
speak out mga men. ahehehe.
lets get out and be counted. ahehe.

men are like sugar, they melt when they saw naked ladies. ahehehe.

melting? or rather hardening?

anyway, women are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you too.

[pijavier]

Women are like the weather too. They change all of a sudden

[LaBelleza]

Jajaja this is funny! But ok, not all men are like laxatives or commercials. Chocolate, maybe....
I feel sorry for the popcorn men out there.