I went to cd-r king 3 days ago with that stupid priority number of theirs. Beside me was this guy wearing an eyeglasses and her granny I think, his number was 34 and mine was 35 so he got entertained first. I was listening to his conversation with the sales lady sa cd-r king and...
Guy: Miss naa mo atong video card ninyo na
512mb(he is referring to the ge force 7300)?
Saleslady: Naa man sir mga XXXX pesos.
Guy: Mao ba, palihug ko miss para makita nako.
(Saleslady goes away and gets the videocard, the guy was talking to her granny)
Granny: Nganong magpalit pa man ka anang bag-ong video card dong. Pwede raman tong computer nimo diba?
Guy:
Mas PASPAS man gud ang 512mb la.
WHAT? 512? FASTER? Hey yo, I remember having that monster GE Force video card with 512mb and it was slow as f**k while playing GTA San Andreas.
Here's another one. I have this friend of mine(he's not a techy guy) sa school and he has a outdated computer. Lets say he got like the Pentium 4 computers. One day, he PMed me sa ym telling...
Friend: do, nagpalit ko ug bag-ong memory ba. Dili lagi mo-sakar sa slot sa akong computer?
Me: Basin para sa sdram ra nang motherboard nimo nya ang napalit nimo kay ddr. Pila may size anang imong memory naa diha bay?
Friend:
pinaka-paspas ning akong gipalit bai sa TTI. 2gb. Ana man ko sa sales lady didto na pinaka-paspas na memory naa ninyo then gi-tagaan lang sad ko ani. Palit nako mga 2000
Me: Agoy, murag sayop gyud nang napalit nimo. Dili man tanang memory parepareho ra.
Friend: Ataya, kaskas lang diay ko sa kwarta nako ani?
Me: O kaayo. Mayrang gaba pud nimo. Nganong nagpalit pa man ka sa TTI na pwede ra man ta ka nipalit sa shop sa akong Dad. Barato na, ma-guidan pa ka kung unsay sakto.
And the day after, nagkita mi then lagot kaayo siya. Ana siya iya kunong i-uli sa TTI. MUHAHAHAHHA
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