Bad english :-) lol

[ambinfive]

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at the airport: passengers arrived from the philippines together with some other foreigners (this happened in America..

the plane just landed and passsengers were getting off the plane,

Flight attendant or someone is checking the passports of the passengers.

FLight attendant: welcome to Miami, will you be staying long here sir.?

japanese: im afraid not...

FLight attendant: welcome to Miami, will you be staying long here sir.?

American: im afraid so...

FLight attendant: welcome to Miami, will you be staying long here sir.?

Filipino: IM NOT AFRAID!!!

wahehehehe

[angel_brey]

Among instructor pag college nasuko sa among classmate nga nagreport sa atubangan, ingon cya:

YOU! YOU, SIT DOWN... YOUR REPORT IS VERY VERY I DON'T LIKE!!!

Maayo gani sis dili,

"You, you and you, BOTH OF YOU..." LOLs! Hahahha

Di ba BOTH is for 2 persons or people ra? ahhahha

[arf2]

amo maestra sa p.E 4 ok class today we are going to discuss.....*writing on the board... "TRUCK" ANG FIELD

[want2binvolve]

Among instructor pag college nasuko sa among classmate nga nagreport sa atubangan, ingon cya:

YOU! YOU, SIT DOWN... YOUR REPORT IS VERY VERY I DON'T LIKE!!!

haha, nangasaba pa...Ila ta to gitubag ug YOw! YOw, teacher... YOUR Face IS VERY VERY We DON'T LIKE!!! haha

[Motownkid]

T.H.E. instructor namo pag high school during a quiz :

"OK class finish or not finish, one-two-three come back your paper to me!"

[iskul_bukol]

internetan duol sa skwelahan
naay studyante nagheadset nga naminaw ug kanta ni Jovit Baldivino/Journey nga "Faithfully".
dako kaayo ug tingog, ni syagit lang ug kalit sa first line sa kanta.

"I WILL RUN,
Into the midnight sun"

lingi tanan taw oi...

[unDisclosed]

frankly... i don't normally talk about grammars. i am not good at it.. anyway, since i have a question in mind.. maybe you girls could answer it for me....

which of the two should be correct during graduation?
1) 1st "honors" - manny pacquiao
2) 1st "honor" - manny pacquiao

For me lang ha, kay grade five ra man jd ko kutob... *snicker, snicker*

1) 1st "honors" - manny pacquiao
(refer to the honor itself)
Among all the many honors, the first one went to Pacquiao.

2) 1st "honor" - manny pacquiao
(refers to the recipient)
Pacquiao is the first honor.

If sayop, please corrigible me (I mean correct)..

[Da_Flash]

Ako teacher sa college naghatag og exam..

samtang gabarog sa atubangan sa klase..gaihap xa sa mga test papers dayun ihap sad sa amo mga estudyante...mura xa nalibog pag ihap..og dayun niingon:


HOW MUCH ARE YOU IN THE GROUP?!!! wahahahaha!!

[Da_Flash]

Naa pa ay...same teacher sa engineering..nangutana akong kauban kung kanusa ang deadline sa project:

Classmate: Sir kanusa ang deadline pagsubmit sa project?

Teacher: (mao gyud ni iya pag pronounc) Ang Didline sa fraject kay neyks week..but you need to fass it witheyn dis week!!


Mga estudyante nalibog..kanusa ba gyud? Toinkss!!!

[j-RoLD]

Kani, usa ka agent nga trainee nako:

Agent: Maam, we're almost done.

Babaye nga tigulang: Thank you.

(Ug sa dihang mikalit ug eksena ang iring...)

Iring: MEOWWW!!!

Agent: Oh Maam! is that your pussy?