What are the best things to say to someone who dumped you?

[mata_hari]

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oh yeah, i forgot to tell you about my HIV! hehehehehe....

[boylaang]

sigi lang oi mana bitaw. kung ganahan ka txe lang ko he he he

[bawdogs]

igna lang ok ra...kaya ra ni nako....to be a honest...guol gyud..labi na type pod nmo..hehehehe..pero mao lagi na!... pili gyud sakto before ka ma nguyab...sadi paka mo iringx2 tanawon gyud nimo before, kong naka like ba nimo...to avoid to be dumb is to look first sa iyang mga moves...pero kong gibulangan ka kay kita sa lain...lahi na nga storya...ok raka bulangan basta katilaw pod kag ginagmay ba...

[missy21]

keber....there are a lot of fishes in the sea..
LOL

[john_yo]

ana ay, hayyyyy at last naka sabot napud, dugaya pud nmo naka figure out woi, waaaa bwahahaha

[neykolet]

Huh? Who you? How do you know me? Are you stalking me?

[rjbinghay]

barang gusto ka?

the best Cebuano answer!

pero mao ni ako e sulti:

maayu kay ning sulti ka sa tinuod kay sa imu pako paantusun... hahahahahaha

[bahboy07]

go to hell and F**K the devil!!

[lecreigh]

taN-aWn NatO kNsaY MokiRig.... Ü

[jash_ville]

i hope you won't miss me