Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[heidirella]

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hahahha!!! nice thread...

here are my stories to share:

my neice was very fond of playing with her lolo, my late father... from his work, he unwinds by playing with his first apo...one time my neice asked, " lo, baba ko" ...usually my father would agree, but that instance, he said" dili lang sa baby, sakit man ako varicose.".......

the next day....i requested my neice to arrange and keep all her toys in the storage.....
" baby, hiposa na imo toys kaw,,,help ka ni tita ug clean sa house."

ug nitubag cya.." ay dili lang ko tita, sakit man ako varicose." toink... i didnt saw it coming!!!

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you know tods have the faintest idea of death, right?
so when my father passed away, she ( same kid) was under the impression that her lolo is gone and is about to go to heaven. on my father's burial, my brother, her dad told her " ato na ihatod si lolo sa heaven...."........

as we entered manila memorial park,,, diba ka mingaw man didto...
and since burial,,, our tears are inevitably shedding....pero,
na-buak mi pag tingog sa bata..." pa, mao na ni ang heaven?".......
toink!

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pag skwela na niya,,,play group pa nuon kay 3 years old paman,,,

i tutored her. her lesson that week was on vowels.
so i made a visual aid. Mama A and baby a. Mama E and baby e...and so on....
i pointed and pronounced a vowel and had her repeat after me...cguro gkapoi na cya...

" cge baby, asa man dre ang small i?

" nara dira!"

sakto ghapon cya!!!hahahahah

[laagan_si_organizer]

ahhaha..
Kremember koh sako manghud mga 5y/o plng cya ato nakig storya samo ig agaw n ka age nako (16y/o at that time)

lil sis: naa miy iro dakoooo kaaauuu...
cozcn: unsa may kolor beh?
lil sis: black ug brown
cozcn: asa man dapt ang black?
lil sis: (pointing sa body parts) dri, dri ug dri
cozcn: asa man dapt ang brown?
lil sis: sa y black!

hehehhee

hahaha..makes sense!!

[laagan_si_organizer]

pag skwela na niya,,,play group pa nuon kay 3 years old paman,,,

i tutored her. her lesson that week was on vowels.
so i made a visual aid. Mama A and baby a. Mama E and baby e...and so on....
i pointed and pronounced a vowel and had her repeat after me...cguro gkapoi na cya...

" cge baby, asa man dre ang small i?

" nara dira!"

sakto ghapon cya!!!hahahahah

hahaha..point taken!! adorable!

[moonlight_densetsu]

Ako pud naa ko ishare...

One day, ako gisungog ako cousin nga babae nga batig nawng...

Ako: Batig nawng Mimi( iya name ). Batig nawng!
Mimi: Gwapa ko oi!
Ako: (she has a long hair pero gubot atung tyma) Ang gwapa kahibaw manudlay.
Mimi: (nanudlay pud daun unya nag-head band) Humana naa pa ko head band. Gwapa na ko?
Ako: Dili gihapon kay ang gwapa limpyo ug nawng.
Mimi: (Hilam-os pud intawn ang bata) Humana.
Ako: Ahh..dili japun, batig nawng gihapon ka.
Mimi: (Kahilakun) Dai...dai...dai...manungog man ka oi!!!
Ako: (Nagsige na ko ug katawa pero ako lang gipugong) Bati ka nawng! Bati ka nawng!
Mimi: (Daun nibarug sa akong atubangan din nag-pose) Sige lang, inig ka dalaga nako mo-gwapa ra ko.

Nagkamatay ko ug katawa oi. Wala ko ato dah... wahahahaha

[isaacrobot]

ako pd...

ang anak sa na asawa sa ako older cousin. name nash.

nash: uncle tj what color ni (pointing at a brown object)
ako: brown nash.
nash: ahhh. kani uncle (pointing at another object)
ako: grey nash
nash: hmmm, (pointing at both previous objects mentioned) kani duha?

hastang agik-ik. doble kara
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ako pag umangkon na anak ug pastora

nag istorya2 sila ato kai NAPAKONG ang kamanghuran nila nga anak(3 mn tanan)

mother: (nag joke2) ako gi badlong si ace(ang katong na pakong) nga basta sige siyag kapakong
ma bogo siya nya mag PASTOR nalang siya inig dako nya.

eldest daughter nila: (overheard d chat,ni dool sa iya mama)
Ma, napakong pd ka sauna?


wahahahahahaah kaigit oi!

[isaacrobot]

akong idol nga nephew

si chikko, iyang papa todloan siya mo litok ug LOTION, kai 1 yr pmn tawn sya ato..

papa: chikko follow me.
papa: LO,,,, Lo,,,,, LO

chikko: LO. Lo Lo

papa: syon.

chikko: syon.

papa: LOTION!

chikko: BOSYION!!!!

wahahahaha

[mhelgarfield]

botion!!!!...wahahahah

[fanatic_me]

waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..lingaw kaayo ko ani na thread..
naa pod ko e share about sa akong cousin na tabian kaau. murag 4-5 years old pa tingali xa that time. nakita niya na naay nilabay na estudyante sa kalsada unya "bulhog" ang pikas na mata og iyang giduol ug giignan..

cousin:hala, "guba" lagi imong pikas mata...

....pwerte jud namo agik-ik ug kinatawa...bwahahahaha..

[isaacrobot]

UP nato ni aron makita ug aron napay mo post ^^

[KASAAC]

hahaha nalingaw ko ug basa