cool operator's cool comedy!

[dredd41v576]

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hehehe. pareha diay ug binuhatan.

[pyodor]

wahhh lingaw ko

[cool_operator]

The madam of a whorehouse is having a great year for business, so she decides to divide her reception area in half so she'll have another bedroom.

She calls a carpenter in to do the work. He puts up the wall and when he's finished, he says, "That'll be fifteen hundred bucks, Miss."

She takes him by the hand, leads him into the new bedroom, takes off all her clothes, and lies on the floor with her legs wide apart. She says with a smile, "I don't have any cash, so I thought you might like to take it out in trade."

He gets down on the floor next to her, puts his middle finger in her asshole and his thumb in her pussy and says, "All right, lady, give me my fifteen hundred bucks or I'm gonna rip out the partition!"

[cool_operator]

Two Black Eyes ***

A man came to work Monday with two black eyes. "Where did you get them black eyes?" a co-worker asked.

"In church," the man replied. "As we were standing," the man continued, "I noticed the dress of the woman in front of me was stuck up the crack of her ass. So, I pulled it out. She turned and belted me in the eye."

"Well, how did you get the second black eye?"

"Evidently, she didn't like me pulling her dress out of the crack of her ass, so I pushed it back."

[pyodor]

hehehe

[pyodor]

hahaha gabaan pod si father

[cool_operator]

Parrot Made Phone Calls ****

Dave went to the pet store and bought himself a parrot. The parrot could speak 5 different languages.

After a week, Dave had to go out of town on business. When Dave returned home and received his phone bill in the mail, he found $500 worth of phone calls had been made.

He asked the parrot about it, and the parrot explained that he had made the calls to his friends around the world.

Dave was furious. He told the parrot that he had to go out of town again and that he had better not make any calls, or else. Yet when Dave returned, he found the same thing Had happened when he received a phone bill for $1000.

Dave took the parrot and nailed his two wings to the wall. The parrot hung his head down, then looked over at the crucifix next to him and said "So, how high was your phone bill?

[cool_operator]

Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful parrot.

"Does this parrot talk?" she asked.

"Yes, he does," the manager told her.

"But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?", she asked.

"Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whore house and his language is terrible."

"Well, I want him anyway," she said.

"Suit yourself," the manager shrugged.

When she got the parrot back to the White House, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird.

The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye and said, "New house, new madam."

Hillary laughed.

Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird.

"New house, new whores," the parrot observed.

At first they were offended, but when Hillary explained about the bird's history, they too, laughed at him. After a while the President entered the living quarters.

The parrot said, "Hi Bill."

[carlomonic]

samot wana gyud mosugot!!!dako na gyud proglemah,unsaon nalang!!! hehehe 10/10

[puffyslick]

Ok sab...