the VS. thread

[wormwood]

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bender vs fry

its gonna be a draw, with what there brain is equipped with its gonna be a fun fight but nonetheless they'll just gonna settle for some beer and peace-out.

[Carlo Borromeo]

How about MAX SURBAN and YOYOY VILLAME in a RAP BATTLE ...

YOYOY is the faster talker. YOYOY wins on speed alone.

[EZRA]

I'm for YOYOY too... he makes great rhymes

[Paklay]

How about MAX SURBAN and YOYOY VILLAME in a RAP BATTLE ...

THE COMPARISON


Yoyoy Villame : A cebuano music icon. Very famous for his "mag exercise tayo tuwing umaga" song. Yoyoy has prove himself as one of Philippines legendary singers. His song ever living and harmony ever flowing, Yoyoys can be heard through out the islands of the Philippines

Max Surban: Recently, Max has returned to his roots for the first time with the release of “Ang Harana ni Max Surban”, an album of ballads and more traditional songs. It contains adaptations of all time favorites by the classic Cebuano composers. To many who love his music, Max is and remains, the pride of the Cebuanos. He who has truly won the hearts of the Visayan people.


my bets: ari ko ni andrew E kay walay makapildi niya maski foriegn sa pagrap

[blade101]

yoyoy's singing style is much more adaptable to rap. I agree with carlo that yoyoy is the faster talker which would be an edge if ever this hypothetical battle of cebuano music greats would materialize...so my vote goes to mr villame...

pong tsoi la
chi chidi pong choi la
am butchikik
ik ik ik

bobchichang
chichidi pong choi la
am butchikik
ik ik ik.....

[Visual C#]

Next battle:

Spiderman v.s. Wolverine

[Carlo Borromeo]

Spidey is faster and stronger, but ol' Jim Howlett has claws that can cut through anything.

I do recall a comic where Spidey beat him, but that was because Jim let him.

If Wolvie wanted to, I think he could kick the crap out of the averaged-superpowered guys like Spidey and even Captain America and Daredevil.

[patrixxx73]

Spiderman v.s. Wolverine

Wolverine: a mutant with a number of enhancements to his physiology. Savage and furious X-Man with the Adamantium claws that go pop. The berzerk, bare-knuckle brawler who beats the odds and the bad guys at almost every turn. Snikt, bub.

Spider-Man: possesses superhuman strength, reflexes, and equilibrium; the ability to cause parts of his body to stick with great tenacity to most surfaces; and a subconscious premonitional "danger" sense. Thwiiip! Here comes the Spider Man.



STRENGTH-- Spider-Man's musculature has been augmented so that he can lift (press) about 10 tons. Wolverine's strength was increased to the human maximum, making him capable of lifting (pressing) 800 lbs.

SPEED-- A close one, but Spidey has the edge (he is often able to dodge bullets, if he is far enough away).

AGILITY-- Spidey is one of the most agile characters in all of fiction.

WEAPONS-- Wolverine has claws that will do damage if he can connect. However, he can't, thanks to Spidey's webs which can operate from a distance. Spidey can web him to a wall, jam his claws into their slots, etc, etc.

MISC.-- Wolvie has a healing factor, but all that means is that Spidey will have to get in a few more hits than usual. Spidey, as Callisto noted, has his Spider-Sense to warn him of impending attacks. He can stick to most any surface. And he has a healing factor of his own. It isn't as fast as Wolvie's, but it's faster than most humans.

The claws aren't a factor. Spidey can dodge machine gun rounds, 6 inch claws ain't a problem. In the end, could be the greatest fight ever, but Spidey would come out on top, if you took out the fact that he wouldn't kill anyone.
Spiderman is faster, stronger, and smarter. He could get Wolverine to work himself into a corner no problem. Plus the webbing could help. Yes I know he could cut through it, but not if his hands were down at his side.

This fight is a non-battle. Spiderman out classes Wolverine in speed, agility, strength and intellect. The only thing Wolverine has going him are his senses. (which aren't much against Spider sense, The precise nature of this sense is unknown. It appears to be a simultaneous clairvoyant responce to a wide variety of phenomena (everything from falling safes to speeding bullets to thrown punches), which has given several hundredths of a second's warning, which is sufficient time for his reflexes to allow him to avoid injury.) Logan's healing factor (big whoop. Even if you survive being knocked unconcious by a man who can bench press Toyotas, you still got knocked out) and his fighting skills. (heh, like that's going to do any good against someone who is almost 20 times faster than him.) Well, catch me if you can!

Sorry Bub... The wise-cracking Spiderman wins!

[DrE]

let me add that spidey has super speed. from the marvel handbook : spidey can run at 80kph/h max.

and in secret wars he took out most of the x men. yeah including wolvie.

wolvie's edge is his healing factor (he can take punches from the hulk) which makes him a tough bastard to beat.

i say my boy beats the hairy dwarf.

[Visual C#]

Spiderman's speed and agility are definitely his greatest assets. Wolverine isn't that fast...