What to do with a persistent suitor

[Velvett]

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^wahahaha

sige lang ko katawa diri dah

[shimiyu]

Baygoon Suitor Repellant is a breakthrough spray that knocks down suitors and fresh guys FAST.
Pesky suitors and potential freshies within a considerable radius around your home are therefore
exposed longer, leaving them disoriented, disappointed, and running to their mommas crying.

Baygoon Suitor Repellant contains an active ingredient (Daddy/Mommy) proven to be more
effective against smug casanovas and crash-in applicants who have an obsession with pick-up lines.

Baygoon Suitor Repellant is a person-based formula that does not prove to be irritating,
allowing you to sit by at your own window watching Daddy/Mommy beat the noogies out of him.

How to Use:

1) Close doors and windows.
2) Shake the Repellant pretty well, even if they're asleep or doing their thing.
3) Bring the Repellant towards the unsuspecting suitor.
4) Spray. 1 meter or not, as long as he gets the message.
5) Watch him leave the area immediately after spraying.

[shimiyu]

OT: i-up na lang nako wui haron ma-SENIOR MEMBER NA KO! yeheyyy!!!

[Dorothea]

But what if the suitor is crazy and starts stalking you, following you everywhere you go, and knows everything there is to know about you? scary kaayo ana oi

[amico]

kaon ug mga pagkaon na naay ahos ug sibuyas for 1week apili ug camote unya ayaw kaligo sulod anang 1week. tanawa di na lagi na magsunodsunod nimo.

[m1000]

hahahah apili lang sad pahid og grasa... para mura na kag taong grasa... hehehe sharo... sharo...

[chris_tata85]

deserves a YES..... db andch81........

[andch81]

no comment....

[chris_tata85]

madlita nimo andch81 . i will be persistent as long as no body will get mad

[andch81]

nah no comment ko ana chris