boy- manguryente lagi ka?
girl- ha? nganu man?
boy- paminaw man gud nako, ikaw ang bugtong starter nga nagpasiga sa gugma kung napunder.
hehehehehe
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Thread: pinaka corny na pick up lines
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12-12-2010, 03:45 PM #61Junior Member
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12-13-2010, 09:34 AM #62Newbie
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Hala apil nalng ko oi lingaw man au:
Boy: Miss mura lagi kag rubber shoes.
Girl: Kadungog nko ana! "You wanna try me on."
Boy: Di oi, lami na au idagan.
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12-13-2010, 09:37 AM #63Newbie
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Para sa mga Criminology nga diskarte:
Boy
nagdalag amigong Pulis) Mao na siya! Kana jud siya!
Girl:Huh? unsa?
Pulis: Miss kung dili nimo i-uli ang kasing-kasing sa akong amigo, prisohon tika.
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12-13-2010, 09:41 AM #64Newbie
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Boy: (tan-aw sa girl) Now I know the reason why stars fall.
Girl: Huh?
Boy: They fall for you.
Paksit!
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12-13-2010, 09:42 AM #65Newbie
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"I think you passed by someone who was carrying something and he spilled Gorgeous all over you."
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12-13-2010, 09:49 AM #66Newbie
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"I would gladly be your Big Mac if you would be my Happy Meal."
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12-13-2010, 09:51 AM #67Newbie
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"That's a really nice dress, it would even be nicer on the floor next to my bed."
+Not so INNOCENT+
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12-13-2010, 09:54 AM #68Newbie
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Para sa first love:
"Ikaw lamang ang nakatuli sa pisot kong pagbati."
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12-13-2010, 09:59 AM #69Newbie
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"Mura kag dugo, kay ikaw ra jud ang gipitik sa akong kasing-kasing."
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12-13-2010, 10:03 AM #70Newbie
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Boy: Kung tagaan tikag buwak murag malaws jud.
Girl: Ah! Ngano man!?
Boy: Mauwaw sa imong kaanyag...
Da Tagam!
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