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  1. 05-21-2010, 02:10 AM #61
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    Pedro: Bai Juan, naunsa man ni akong uyab nga dili man gayud magpahalok.
    Juan: Ang maayo, Bai, kamangon na nimo karong gabii.
    Pedro: Unya, Bai, imo mang anak?!
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  2. 05-21-2010, 02:21 AM #62
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    Juan: Grabe na jud ko ka kalimtanon oi, misaka gani ko ug hagdan, mo-hunong ko kay malimot ko kung paingon bako taas o sa ubos.

    Pedro: Ako? Simbako lang...(with matching knock 3 times on wood), dili jud ko limtanon. Excuse me sa ha kai murag naay nanuktok!!!
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  3. 05-21-2010, 02:23 AM #63
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    Lola Tikla: Honey, nabantayan jud nako bah nga kung mangape ta, mag-init dayon akong lawas.
    Lolo Juan: Nganong dili manginit, tan-awa ra gud na imong yotots, natuslob na sa kape!
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  4. 05-21-2010, 02:25 AM #64
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    Sexy girl nangumpisal. ..

    Father Pedro: Iha, unsa may imong sala?
    Girl: Father, ug makabati kog lalaki nga mamalikas, di nako mapugngan makig-s3x niya!
    Father Pedro: Buang, ka leche gud anang sala-a, pisti! Ataya nuh!
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    Juan: Tay, hain akon grief?
    Tatay: kaw bata ka, dili ka gihapon kabalo. Brief lagi dili grief.
    Juan: Aw, hain man tay?
    Tatay: tua sa kwarto. Gi hammer!
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  6. 05-21-2010, 02:37 AM #66
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    Mama: Kama-o nakag math, dong pedro? Mangutana kuno ko beh..
    Pedro: Cge ma!
    Mama: Kng tagaan ka sa imu papa ug 4 apples nya tagaan tkag 3...unsay 2bag?
    Pedro: Salamat ma, pa!
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  7. 05-21-2010, 01:03 PM #67
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    more more! hahahahaha katawaa na nko euy.
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  8. 05-21-2010, 02:12 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by Engineering View Post
    Gputlan ni Juan ug usa ka tiil ang langaw......

    Juan: LUPAD!!.... Nilupad ang langaw....

    Giputol niya tanan tiil....

    Juan: LUPAD!... Nilupad gihapon ang langaw...

    Giputol niya ang Pako...

    Juan: LUPAD! LUPAD!! LUPPPAAADDDDD!... Wala nakalupad ang langaw...

    Juan: I, therefore conclude, nga ang langaw basta putlan ug Pako.. MABUNGOL..
    epektibo!. hahaha
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  9. 05-23-2010, 08:20 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinuteBurger View Post
    Manag uyab NGA PEDRO og TIKLA nag rubo sa sinehan…
    Pedro: hala dear ang akong class ring nahibilin sa sud!
    Tikla: ha! Kuotag balik (after 30 mins)
    Tikla: nakuha na?
    Pedro: Oo pero, nganu ECE mani nga Nursing manko!
    hahaha!!!ahaka oi!!
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    nalingaw jud ko salamat ha
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