joke time....add pd mo ug inyo jokes!!!

[rom69erz]

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a BOX of cigar

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!"

"It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer.

"Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?"

"No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court."

Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It really worked!"

Confidently the lawyer responded, "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them."

"But I did send them.", replied the man.

"What?" shouted the lawyer.

"I sure did, that's how we won the case... good thing I remembered to enclose the plaintiff's business card."

[nowpress*]

Eksina sa Jip

Girl: nong bayad

Driver: pila ning 50 day?

Girl: osa ra kuya, estyudante, Nursing sa Cebu Doc, bagong sakay!

Boy: (gihilasan og nibayad og 500) Bai bayad

Driver: (nasuko) dako ba ani, pila ning 500?!

Boy: osa ra, keep the change! Seaman bagong abot.

Call Center Agent: (nikatawa og nibayad og 1000) Nong Bayad o!

Driver: (suko na kaayo) Pila ning osa ka libo!

CallcenterAgent: 3 na nong, apil ang Nurs og ang Seaman, keep the change Col center agent bagong loan sa Globewest!

hahahahaha!

[quantumnasher]

buti pa ang DALLAS pag binaliktad SALLAD
eh ang HEAT pagbinaliktad TAEH

[JoyCeeMarie08]

lingaw kaau kog basa. stress-free

[ermitanyo16]

Tatay: Anak, sakaa ang mangga kung hinog na ba.
Anak: (Nisaka) Tay, hinog na.
Tatay: Cge kanaog diha kay atong kuhiton.

[joop]

usa ka delivery boy nag deliver pizza pag abli sa pultahan usa ka babae naka panty ra man dayun pahiyum dawat sa pizza
nag lain ang gibati sa karaho, after 3days nag order na usab lain pizza ang maong babae.
tungud lage sa iya nakita adtong first delivery niya, tuod man iya na gihubo iyang pantalon
ug gigawas ang iyaha then the doors open (pagka way swerti ang bana man miabli)
nataranta ang delivery boy ug misyaget sa makusog ug miingon:

''Ug Dili gani mo MOBAYAD sa inyo Utang IHI-AN ko ni Inyong BALAY''

[ayet7]

Usa ka adlaw niana ang anak gisugo sa iyang amahan

amahan: anak palite ra gud q ug softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?
amahan: kanang coke
anak: diet o regular?
amahan: regular
anak: bote o can?
amahan: bote
anak: 8 onts o litro?
amahan: kalami gud nimong kumoton, halah tubig na lang
anak: natural o mineral?
amahan: mineral
anak: bugnaw o dili?
amahan: lambusan man tika aning silhig ron
anak: lanot o tukog?
amahan: animal man siguro ka?
anak: baka o baboy?
amahan: mas maau pay molayas ka
anak: karon o ugma?
amahan: karon dayon
anak: imo q ihatod o dili?
amahan: patyon man tika ron
anak: dungabon o pusilon?
amahan: ah pusilon taka
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
amahan: peste kang bata-a ka
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
amahan: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
anak: eh ih oh uh

kabright sa anak..hehe

[valleoliver]

^_^ hahaha da gest joke ever sa ako nabasan. hahahaha

[bosin]

Teacher: Unsay angay buhaton pag maglinog?
Pupil: Mag suga sir!
Teacher: Ha! Ngano man?
Pupil: Nag linog sa amo payag kada gabii sir, pag siga nako sa suga mo undang dayon!

-peace!

wahahaha! nice ka

[zeeker0718]

mu jud! hahahahah! )) mkalgot kai ning mga inahan

kita na ka'g "Mars needs mom"?