Best Break-up Line?

[Galadriel]

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casablanca

we will always have Paris - Humprey Bogart

[Meganda]

Its not u..its me..I need to find myself..I need some space (without you)

[eckotech]

1.Don't drag it out - When it is over, it's over. You're not doing your partner or yourself any favours by delaying the inevitable. Rather sooner than later.

2. Be honest - The oldest line is "it`s me not you" Although this might be easier the only way you can truely help this guy is by being completely honest with him and it will help him understand why you are breaking up.

3. Don't overlap - The worst thing you can do is be seening someone before you tell your guy that it is over. Plus your future partner will always have that doubt in his head. Will you do the same to him?

4. Can we be friends? - Don't expect to be friends after a break up. Even if you were friends before you became intimate your friendhip can never be the same again.

5. Let him have his say - Don`t expect to end it and him leave it at that, especcially if it has come out the blue. He will want to ask questions, try to talk you round. Let him have his say this will give you the chance to explain in full why you want to end the relationship. Think about how you would feel if you where the one being dumped you would want to ask questions.

6. Don't do it in a public place - Even if you don`t like this guy the worse thing you can do is dump him in a public place. It is the ultimate humiliation.

7. Write down how you feel - Ending it face to face can be very difficult. Write a letter explaining why you want to break up. But deliver it in person, and be there to talk with him afterwards.

8. Don't feel guilty - More often than not when we try to end a relationship we are made to feel guilty by the other which makes us stay and hate the person more. If you want out then no matter how much he begs, how much he says he`ll change, how much he has done for you, stick to your decission before things get worse.

9. Don't pick a fight - The only way we pick a fight is to ease the guilt which makes the other feel guilty when the relationship ends thinking that it is his fault. Again get straight to the point and don`t make him suffer more than he has to.

10. Leave as you would like to be left - Being dumped is a horrible business so try to think about if you got dumped how you would like it to be done. Do to others as you would have done to yourself. (great saying)


hehehehehe...internet has everything u need! hehehehhe

[apple_jane]

..im sure one of these lines nagamit nyo na or
ginamit sa inyo...oh well...

1. "I just realized that I don't want to be
touched."
-- duh?!

2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to
find myself!!!"
-- Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
-- Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin
ulit no?! Bakit? anong oras ba
dapat?! alas-otso??

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo.
You deserve someone
better. That's not me."
-- Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA?

5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
-- Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi
sa iyo na manligaw ka ng
lasing!
6. "We are too different from each other."
-- Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??

True lies and true lines:

7. "We have to meet other people to see what
it's like to be with someone else. I'm giving
you that choice. if you come back to me, we'll
both be better from having chosen freely."
-- HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo
na...dami mo pang satsat eh!

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both
ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung
tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
-- tataguan na kita! kala mo
magpapahanap ako!!

9. "I really think that we should break
up." "Why?" "Because I don't
know if I still love you."
--Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba.
Olrayt sa okei!

10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk
my dog..."
-- O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo!
magsama kayo ng aso mo!

11. "It's not you, it's me...
--Buti alam mo

12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko sa
'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
--ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan mo...
tsk... tsk...

13. "we are not growing anymore."
--nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak mo

14. "I don't have feelings for you anymore."
--Wala ka kcng puso!

15. "i need space..."
--dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!

16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na
lang."
--Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang makita

17. "We don't fit in together."
--yeah yeah right!

18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko"
--di ko rin gus2 nanay mo!

19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake "
--eh di umamin ka rin!

20. "let's call it QUITS! "
--QUITS mo mukha mo!

21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won't come back.
Don't follow me there, please."
--Bat sa AMerica? bat di na lng sa IRAQ?
22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko papala Ex ko "
--Cnong Ex?? May pumatol pa pala sayo?!?!?!?!

23. " Masyado kang Bata "
--Mamasan pala ang gusto mo

24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit saang sulok ng mundo
magtatagpo tayo"
--Hinding hindi na tayo magtatagpo

25. "it was not meant to be ... so honey i am setting
you free to look for your destiny"
--may pa-destiny destiny ka pang nalalaman...

26. "our time together was beautiful ... but i
realized that there are still things i like to
discover so ..."
--Ikaw ba c Magellan

27. "you are too immature for me..."
--OO na, MAMASAN nga ang gus2 mo eh

28. "It seems that we are not compatible with each
other."
--nde nga, TAO ako, HAYUP ka!

29. "Tama na. Ayoko na. "
--Eh di WAG!!!!

30. " i've decided to move on with my life... "
-- go on, basta wag ka ng magpapakita

31. "DI NA KITA MAHAL?" -- ouch!

minsan sa buhay ng isang tao . . masarap
magmahal . . . pero pag iniwan ka nang taong
mahal mo . . . Eto lang ang masasabi
mo . . ."Minsan lang magmahal ang pusong
tanga . . . Bakit sa isang walang hiya pa?!!!"

I'm suffering from severe amnesia and deja vue at the same time....
...I THINK I FORGOTTEN THIS BEFORE!...

[kiat_gamay]

got to go for now

[Musette du Coudray]

"I'm dying..."

[apple_jane]

Honestly, i've used the line.. it's not you but it's me... with sincerity of course.

[kiat_gamay]

go to hell!

[JaM_meE]

brb *toink*

[BuslotBulsa]

" I never said that i love you "