MERGED Love Quotes

[head567]

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just wanted to share this with you guys...

ORIGINAL QUOTE
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, she's yours.
if she doesn't, it was never meant to be.

THE NEW VERSIONS...

Pessimist:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she ever comes back, she's yours.
if she doesn't, as expected, she never was.
whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:
if you love someone, set her free...
don't worry, she'll come back.

Suspicious:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back within a week, forget it.

Patient:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again.
repeat if necessary.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
if you love someone, set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
if you love someone, don't set her free.

The Human Ecologist:
if you love someone, set her free...
in fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!

Lawyers:
if you love someone, set her free...
clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
matrimonial freedom act clearly states that...

Bill Gates:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she comes back, we can charge her for re-installation fees
and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
if you love someone, set her free...
she'll evolve.

Statisticians:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

The FBI agent:
if you love someone, set her free...
then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:
if you love someone, set her free...
who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer:
if you love someone, set her free...
then sue her for emotional distress.

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free...
if she doesn't come back, shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
if you love someone, stalk her.

The Geeky Programmer:
IF you love someone
THEN set her free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL she comes back wait
ENDDO

so... which one are you?

[n0stALg|a]

kabasa man ko sa friendster ani... hehehe i'd go for the original quote nlang..

[yenz2x]

wata quote ...hehehehe.... me too....the original one.....

[kiat_gamay]

"Love is not blind..it see's but it won't mind"

[kyuusai]

love me for what i am for just simply being me..

[soulshocked]

love is a forbidden fire, a pleasant sore, a delicious poison, a delectable pain, an agreeable torment, a sweet and throbbing wound, a gentle death.

[kiat_gamay]

"MAKE ME IMMORTAL WITH A KISS"

[kyuusai]

i love you, you love me.. shall we get marry...hehehe..

[HOmebRew]

wala gud..i luv you lng...

[kyuusai]

to love you is i can do..