nice shoes, wanna f@#!? hahahaha...
sHe: dong, janitor ka ba?
He: ha? bakit
sHe: kasi you swept my heart away! hahaha
maypagka korny man sad diay ka shax! hahaOriginally Posted by shaxyra
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^^takdan nako ninyo
btaw.. nadawat rana nako sa text oi nya nalingaw man kow haha
Boy: I bet you're one of those girls Sean Kingston referred to.
Girl: How come?
Boy: You have me ♪suicidal♪, ♪suici-- corn.
Originally Posted by shaxyra
hahahahaaa nice
"can i buy you a drink?".... a girl buddy used to tell me nga biktima daw cya pirmi ani nga line hehehhe
nya tubagon sad daw niya..."sorry, ka-afford ko..mao galing nag nytlife ko..!"
asus nalang jud to nga pagka-amiga, no wonder walay uyab hahhahaa
sori oblationkid hahaha (gbuking jud dah!) sori sori....OA naman jud ka gud hahahha
migo migo ikaw to ako nakit-an sa octoberfest noh..![]()
aw mao bah, unsa gani toh number nimo shax?Originally Posted by shaxyra
pick up line toh..![]()
Girl nga gwapa tindera sa aficcionado.. naa gyud koy naka sabay... here is his pick-up line..
Girl: Hi Sir palit na humot ayo na Sir
Guy: Ngano kaila man ka nako miss.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Ngano kaila lagi ka nako.
Girl: Huh? wala Sir oi
Guy: Tan-awa imo nasad gilitok ako pangan
Girl: Aw unsa diay imo name Sir?
Guy: Sus! Sirgio intawn ako pangan miss ila-ila ta beh...
bwehehehehe...![]()
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