How To Be FLUENT In ENGLISH

[AngGamhanan]

ako kay i perfected my english by watching TV... ambot oi.. maayo jud si ryk orion nga pagka tao oi...

siya jud ang pinaka amazing na tao oi.. pagkig istorya mo niya ai.. or trabaho mu convergys aron ma under mo niya.. atay kaayo mu dala ug training....

OT: unsa na account ka sa con?

kaon lng 3 times a day perfect lagi ng english bah

[rishee]

OT: unsa na account ka sa con?

kaon lng 3 times a day perfect lagi ng english bah

dli man ko CVG.. hehehe.. i trained under ryk orion elsewhere sauna pa kaayo to when the sun don't shine...

mingaw naman ko niya oi.. if kaw tga CVG ka, ingna xa na mingaw nko niya...

salamat sa pag tarong sa akong inglis..

[rianori]

unaha sa atong bisaya language dapat fluent sad sa atong pagkabisaya bago english
hehehe
mao gyud

[KABAW]

whatever..

[rianori]

watever

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[ABBEY81]

try the tongue twisters...heheheheh

joke!

[chad_tukes]

Have you ever wondered why foreigners
have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in
England.

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from

Guinea nor is it a pig

If writers write, how come fingers don't
fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be
phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not
computers

And it reflects the creativity of the
human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are
invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation

It ends.

[marv!n]

practise!!!

[KABAW]

grabe chad_tukes oi

[jntio]

read english books