Call Center Bloopers

[quirkychinita]

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grabeng LIKI-a nako sakong nadunggan na phonetics:

agent: could you spell your name for me?
customer: S for PSYCHOLOGY .... Q for CUTE....R for....... R for (paused kay walay mahuna hunaan.... nikalit lang ug) RRRRrrrrrrOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!
IMBA



and the common one. Imma victim pud....

sigi mig lalis sakong customer to click internet explorer...

Me: Sir, please click the BIG BLUE "E"

Customer: I don;t see one

Me: (kahilakun kay 120 minutes na wala pa naresolba)... How about if you click start, click all programs and look for the BIG BLUE "E"

Customer: Did that, I don't see one.... sorry...

Me: Can I put you on hold for two minutes?

Customer: sure! I'll go get myself a cuppa Joe too...

Me: (Nanlupad na ang mouse and samin sa table ug nahurot ang kape sa kalagot).... Thank you for waiting... Now let's continue... Let's go hunt for that Big Blue "E"

Customer: Wait! I forgot to tell you, this might help... Im COLOR BLIND!

Me: (pressed the mute button)... SUp, pwede ko mu-log out paghuman ani?!?!?!?!




still laughing about this til now!

[choyadgreat]

heard this from my friend who works at live2sell...
Customer(narrating away): Yes, we also have horses, 40 big ones, and 20 small ones or ponies as they are most commonly called.
Agent(sleepy): Can you say that again maam, how many horses?
Customer: Yes darling, we have 60 horses. We have 20 small ones, and...
Agent: Nya ang dagko?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quirkychinita]

one time na sleepy and gutom kaayo ko kay disabled ang breaks and luch waaay back in CDO concentrix:

Me: Okay, so let's recap everything.... We just made a secured wireless connection, made the fishtank work via wireless adapter, fixed the intermittent repeater via firmware upgrade and will have extra RICE.....

Customer: what?!??!?!?! Rice

Me: Yes, sir... anything else?

Customer: errrr... whatever you say... thank you...


kinaugmaan starring na dayun ko sa QA, may na lang amigo nako ang QA na nakasakup nako... Gipa-dingog ra saako...hahahah!!!!

[quirkychinita]

one of my funny frustrations kay natimpas akong incentive kay nasakapan kuh sa QA na himantayun! hahaha!!

but Im over it!

okay man tanan, as usual the call started with an irate customer pero na-hilot man nako, kaso akong sayup kay mao ni:

ending spiel nako....

me: would there be anything else?

customer: Nope, you've been great!

Me: thank you so much for the INCONVENIENCE, SIR!


-------silence------

(ako pud nakatanga sa screen kay loading kung tama ba tung naingun nako)

Customer: hahahahah!! ur funny!!!! I like that!!!!

Me: ----released the call----


kinaugmaaan, gitawag sa QA room, ug sa dihang tanan sup naminaw ug nagkatawaha! pero ayka! timpas akong incentive!!!!

THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR THE INCONVENIENCE!!!

[cyareful]

me: have you tried clearing the browser's cache and cookies?
member: my wife won't let me eat cookies. i'm diabetic.

pak! tua ra..naliki ko kajot..

[sushikandi]

More! Gosh! Cge kog agik-ik diri! Post pamo

[cyareful]

ako ug ang caller wala na nagkasinabot..

me: please close all the windows (sa iya pc)
member: (no response for a couple of minutes, nagkalampag with all the background noise) Okay, all my windows are closed..

ako tawon question mark kaayo..mga bintana diay sa iya balay ang gipang sirado.. o.O

[pinkerton]

waaaaaaaaah watapak! page 3 plang gani ko nag cge nako katawa. naa pjud ko sa office. nia call center agent pjud ko. wahahahahahahahahahahahaaha LOL

[regan4us]

wahahahha lingawa ani nga tread oi please sir stop F***ng me sir wahahahah

[Gone_rouge]

haha, makaduka pod ni cge basa dah,