What's the most interesting Private Message...?

[popoy2]

You have received an infraction at istorya.net

*ahak kayo, tungod ni sa foul language na at*y man guro to..niya kita kos uban taw dre g.cge lag pamalikas wa gyuy infraction nadawat...sussss...paeta..hehehe

bai, kulatahon tika. kita niya ta.

*abi nakog kinsa ako ra d.i. migo.hehehe

[syphoon]

pwede ngau ko cp number nimo?pwede kita ta 2nyt?

wahaha nakong gubot nahimo ani jud

[davybri]

up for today

[xxSTARLIGHT]

angayana nimo sa imong avatar oi miss oi. tantalizing kaau imong mga mata.


wa man koi lain ndawat gd..nyahaha

[beyee]

twas a sweet "hidden message" which got me excited to decipher what he's trying to say..

twas interesting coz twas something unique and caught my attention

[Mr. BrokenHearted]

nashock jud ko ani na member nga nipm siya nako hehehe niana dayon siya aiez

"hi!y is dat ur username is somewhat like you're depressed..?"

concern mn siya sa akong username eyys hehehe

[kurdapia.nikki]

daghan na kaayo.
pero kani jud, naa'y nag PM nako.
ganahan xa mag sugar daddy nako.
dugay na to xa, wala nako replyi.
kita man xa'g thread nako about the help I needed for my scholarship.
mura'g ing-ani iyang gi PM

"Hi, I can help you fund your tuition fee.
May I get your number?"

Waaaa. Kuyawa lage.

[beyee]

someone asking for a one-night stand
and another one asking for a tutorial in kissing
right after reading my post about types
of kisses

kakurat jud lols

[kErkEr]

most interesting part in your inbox., it's when your crush texted you "HI" ... not a big deal for my crush.. But for me,,,,,,I feel like heaven!!!!

[etzina]

naa ko thread sauna nga nangasaba ko ug mod, i didnt know mod to sya kay member raman to iya account... mao ni gi message sa akoa:

"ayaw kompyansa mods na imong kaistorya, kana si ***** si ***** na"

then i realized mag doble diay ni ug accounts ang ubang mods diri nangita ug bikil depende sa trip tingali? i duno.... hihihihi