miss tapya's practical lessons of life~ very funny!

[tahbiapo]

hahahaha this is too funny! malasuerte lang ang number 10 kay active 'ron ang mayon... luoy tawn ang mga taga didto dapita

[AnGelicFace_07]

and then the guy replied:
(respectively)


1. oh really, that's what i'm looking for!

2. i can give you!!!

3. good for me!

4. ok, i hope it could be migrane!

5. get out with you?

6. i'm not leaving, i'm living with you!

7. that's ok, why not talk first, laugh later!

8. i thought you stole it from me!

9. so your a geek or what?

10. that's what i'm talking about!!!! thanks God

11. now i found you!

12. so you'll never come to this place agian?

13. are you blonde?

ahhh... nakalusot sad ang lalake da.. heheheh

[Ms.Beau]

The woman's replies. Just for fun, guys!

1. oh really, that's what i'm looking for!
- Okay then. First step is psychiatric CONFIRMATION.

2. i can give you!!
- Ah, that's sweet of you. But no, thanks. NEXT!

3. good for me!
- Andrew E.? Isthatchoo?

4. ok, i hope it could be migrane!
- It will be if you call.

5. get out with you?
- Grow up, boy. I'm not your mama.

6. i'm not leaving, i'm living with you!
- Okay then. 2 thousand starting. Walay SS. Laba, plantsa, luto, limpyo....

7. that's ok, why not talk first, laugh later!
- I'm already laughing. Waaaahahahaha wohohoho wihihihiheeeeeeee

8. i thought you stole it from me!
- You've never been right all your life, have you.

9. so your a geek or what?
- Or what.

10. that's what i'm talking about!!!! thanks God
- So you need a translator all the time?

11. now i found you!
- Let me go, let me go! Hiyaaa! Bog! Punch punch punch punch!

12. so you'll never come to this place agian?
- EVERYBODY / ALL / EVERYONE: Never

13. are you blonde?
- Legally


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[j_cainglet]

hehehe...ana jud miss beau..di ta palupig..hehehe
gurl power

[miss tapya]

These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.

1. My son is under a doctors care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. (Hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! O kaya niyo yun?)

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. (Pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka...Baka may rabies...)

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. (Aba grabe to. Nasa kalendaryo pa ang birthday ko kung ganon. Hahaha!)

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. (Ano daw? )

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip. (Hanapin natin!)

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. (Bwehehehe.. -. la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganito kasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!! )

7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. (Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!)

8. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.(Kakawindang. ..di ko naintindihan. .eheh)

9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. (Aah.....eh. -...i.... .-ow....u. .-..)

10. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had
(diahre)(dyrea) -(direathe) the shits. [words in ()s were crossed out.]
(Sinabi na kasi LBM na lang e. Pasoshal pa kasi.)

11. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. (So transsexual pala si Irving?)

12. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I dont know what size she wear. (Paano siya magsho-shopping kung tinago mo siya sa bahay?)

13. Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
funeral. (Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!! Mayroong Himala!!!)

14. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. (Ah...so kung di marunong mag--ano ...di pala pwede pumasok... ganun?)

15. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. (Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Hahaha!)

16. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. (Hahaha, telenovela.. -. bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...)

17. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. (Winner to!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!! -! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?)

[maibe]

hehehe..

[wikki]

i think this is the 3rd time na ni balik ni na joke...

[Master_Lampa]

grabeh sad ms. beau oi.. dili jd ko manguyab nimu kay ma insulto lang ko.. hehehe..

[dAmNseL jEnY]

These are the top 5 pick-up lines (not in particular order) I usually encounter from guys and yes, I know how to rebut and kick their butt

1. HE: May I have your number?
ME: Sure. It's zero.

2. HE: May I know your name?
ME: I don't give my name. You have to earn it.

3. HE: Miss, what time is it?
ME: What do you think of me? A watch?

4. HE: I dreamed of you last night.
ME: Ah, no wonder you woke up screaming.

5. HE: Can I walk you home?
ME: I have functional feet.

[Ms.Beau]

hehehe...ana jud miss beau..di ta palupig..hehehe
gurl power

grabeh sad ms. beau oi.. dili jd ko manguyab nimu kay ma insulto lang ko.. hehehe..

mental exercise ra to uy...i don't do that in real life (not anymore hehe)