CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[vanschen]

agent: press F1 sir.

customer: iv pressed F1 nothing happened.

agent: you should see the result after pressing F1.

customer: yes iv pressed F1. F and 1. still nothing.

[pOt`pOt]

[pigrah]

I managed to calm down a very angry cust after 15mins....

Cust: Sorry about that and thanks so much for being patient with me. Not a lot of people can handle that. So, wer u from?
Me: the Phils
Cust: ur filipina?
Me: uhhhhh yes?
Cust: Oh God! my husband left me for a filipina....

TOinks! nabawi na unta...

[simonjed]

here's another one: i dunno if this is true, but you be the judge!! hahahahaha

Cust: "May I know your name?.."
Agent: "Batman..."

C:"May I know your name?"
A:"My name is Bat-man..."

C:"Trying to be funny?!. What is your surname?.."
A:"Supar-man..."

C:"I want to speak with your manager..."

ug mao ni iyang ID:



hahahahahaa sala ba diay niya kung mao jd na iyang name??

wahahahaha boma ani oi sige lng ko katawa ahahaha

[amante5545]

....HERE,
....agent: Thank you for calling ______,my name is RAFaEL. How may help you>?
....cust: I need your supervisor!!! REAL QUICK,....(mad)
...agent: may I know the reason why you wanna talk to my supervisor?(curious)
...cust: Just dont asked, I want to get this thing CLEAN and fixed..Now,transfer me to anyone else!!
...agent: okay, PESTE on the line...
...........line transferred>>>
....line1: CLEAN and FIXED janitorial services, how may I help you!
....cust: Say what....<hung-up>>

>>>>this a true incident,hehehehe!!,,,EXPEDIA account!

[CamYang]

Agent: kindly shutdown your windows

Customer: ok done..whats next?

Agent: Remove all the cables attach to the tower

Customer: i cant

Agent: why? is there something wrong?

Customer: its so dark..you told me to shutdown my windows

[blitzzsol]

LOL..the customer is taking them very seriously..hehehe

[aridoasis]

agent: okay sir, i need you to type google.com and press enter.
cust: i did and nothing's happening.
agent: okay, let's try to ping the site. i need you to click start, click run and type cmd and press ok. now you have a black window. type ping google.com and press enter.
cust: still nothing happed!
agent: let's try it one more time sir and please recite what you're typing...
cust: p-i-n-g <space> g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m <space> e-n-t-e-r

haynaku... mao na ang press enter!

[tenzor73p]

agent: okay sir, i need you to type google.com and press enter.
cust: i did and nothing's happening.
agent: okay, let's try to ping the site. i need you to click start, click run and type cmd and press ok. now you have a black window. type ping google.com and press enter.
cust: still nothing happed!
agent: let's try it one more time sir and please recite what you're typing...
cust: p-i-n-g <space> g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m <space> e-n-t-e-r

haynaku... mao na ang press enter!

kauban ra nis ako ka team

agent : sir now we are in the command prompt we need to type in ipconfig /release
cx: ok thats ipconfig f-o-r-w-a-r-d-s-l-a-s-h


lagi customer maayu na lagi ka mu spelling hahah

[tenzor73p]

senario

cx: my friend is coming over to my house for 15 days and is it ok if he connects his laptop on my modem
agent: its ok sir
mute bogo man ni cya
cx: how does he acces his email?
agent: the usuall way he does in his house
mute atay ba ani niya
cx: can you call my friend and let him know that its ok to do that here in my house? i can give u his number but i dont think hes at home now so heres his cell number
mute atay manugo pa jd piste haha