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  1. #41

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?


    Quote Originally Posted by expertbytesjp

    we are not comparing here.
    oh really? u think so? why don't u read the thread again.

  2. #42

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    Quote Originally Posted by cebutech
    Quote Originally Posted by expertbytesjp

    we are not comparing here.
    oh really? u think so? why don't u read the thread again.

    then if that, to which country or countries?

  3. #43

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    Quote Originally Posted by doc_ock
    The ID SYSTEM kinda being stipulated that it invades the privacy of the people....

    but to think about it Germany have an ID system. So i guess we need to surrender some rights to enjoy protection right.. Favor kaau ko anang ID system.

    More like the theory of the LEVIATHAN by the great political scientist, Thomas Hobbes.
    GERMANY..

    we dont have any money!! wala natay buget para ani!!!

    wala man ta nabelong sa top richest country.

  4. #44

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?



    Behind Our Backs



    By Jasper Almirante/ Bulatlat

  5. #45

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    ONE ID TO RULE THEM ALL(other govt id)? hmmm ok ra!

  6. #46

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    Quote Originally Posted by nunobone
    Quote Originally Posted by doc_ock
    The ID SYSTEM kinda being stipulated that it invades the privacy of the people....

    but to think about it Germany have an ID system. So i guess we need to surrender some rights to enjoy protection right.. Favor kaau ko anang ID system.

    More like the theory of the LEVIATHAN by the great political scientist, Thomas Hobbes.
    GERMANY..

    we dont have any money!! wala natay buget para ani!!!

    wala man ta nabelong sa top richest country.
    doc_ock is the one comparing it not the post itself?

  7. #47

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    ORDERING A PIZZA IN 2010 (NATIONAL ID NUM)

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's

    6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland

    Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
    Lincoln

    insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number
    are

    you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

    Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-
    Meat

    Special pizzas..."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
    high

    blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health
    Care

    provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

    Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure

    you'll like it."

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your

    local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.

    What's the damage?"

    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
    kids,

    sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."

    Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
    Your

    credit card balance is over its limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
    driver

    gets here."

    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's

    overdrawn."

    Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash
    ready. How

    long will it take?"

    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
    minutes,

    sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're
    out

    getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little
    awkward."

    Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
    your

    car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that
    you'd be

    using it."

    Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
    a

    July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

    Customer: (Speechless)

    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
    Coke

    your ad says I get with the pizzas."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us

    from offering free soda to diabetics."

  8. #48

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    Nice one though just too much EXAGGERATION but in reality it wont be like that . Proof ? the SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM of the USA .
    " A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. " - 2nd Amendment , Bill of Rights of the United States of America

  9. #49

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    hahaha. good one!!!

    peru that's more like invasion of Privacy.. so if someone wants to kill you, they know where to find you, and some one's to kill you SOFTLY, then they know what to do.

    btw, nice tech story!! heheheh LMAO!

    mura man og most high-tech/secured Word processing software.

    User: *presses letter "S"*
    Alert: "are you sure you wan to press 'S'?"
    User: *choices 'Yes'"
    Alert: *a capital letter 'S"?"
    User: *again he presses "yer""
    Alert: *are you really really sure? coz it would be printed on the screen"

    lols..

  10. #50

    Default uyon ba ikaw sa pagpatuman sa national ID system?

    uyon ko kaayo

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