oh really? u think so? why don't u read the thread again.Originally Posted by expertbytesjp
oh really? u think so? why don't u read the thread again.Originally Posted by expertbytesjp
Originally Posted by cebutech
then if that, to which country or countries?
GERMANY..Originally Posted by doc_ock
we dont have any money!! wala natay buget para ani!!!
wala man ta nabelong sa top richest country.
Behind Our Backs
By Jasper Almirante/ Bulatlat

ONE ID TO RULE THEM ALL(other govt id)? hmmm ok ra!
doc_ock is the one comparing it not the post itself?Originally Posted by nunobone
ORDERING A PIZZA IN 2010 (NATIONAL ID NUM)
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."
Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610."
Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at
Lincoln
insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number
are
you calling from, sir?"
Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."
Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-
Meat
Special pizzas..."
Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
Customer: "Whaddya mean?"
Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
high
blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health
Care
provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure
you'll like it."
Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
What's the damage?"
Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
kids,
sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."
Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your
credit card balance is over its limit."
Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
driver
gets here."
Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
overdrawn."
Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash
ready. How
long will it take?"
Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
minutes,
sir. If you're in a hurry, you might want to pick 'em up while you're
out
getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little
awkward."
Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
your
car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that
you'd be
using it."
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"
Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got
a
July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."
Customer: (Speechless)
Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"
Customer: "No, nothing. oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
Coke
your ad says I get with the pizzas."
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from offering free soda to diabetics."
Nice one though just too much EXAGGERATION but in reality it wont be like that . Proof ? the SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM of the USA .
" A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. " - 2nd Amendment , Bill of Rights of the United States of America
hahaha. good one!!!
peru that's more like invasion of Privacy.. so if someone wants to kill you, they know where to find you, and some one's to kill you SOFTLY, then they know what to do.
btw, nice tech story!! heheheh LMAO!
mura man og most high-tech/secured Word processing software.
User: *presses letter "S"*
Alert: "are you sure you wan to press 'S'?"
User: *choices 'Yes'"
Alert: *a capital letter 'S"?"
User: *again he presses "yer""
Alert: *are you really really sure? coz it would be printed on the screen"
lols..
uyon ko kaayo
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