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  1. 08-06-2010, 02:26 PM #41
    rOv_rOv
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    Quote Originally Posted by dakoglamoy View Post
    "inday, ikaw ang bugtong nilalang nga nakapabarog sa naglubog nga bulldog taliwa sa akong bulog!"

    "makig lambigit lage unta ko nimu"
    nice one bro..
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  2. 08-10-2010, 10:10 AM #42
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    "ikaw ang bugtong alas
    ning kasing2x kong dimalas..."

    ehehe!
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  3. 10-06-2010, 12:30 AM #43
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    wa man ko nag apas na ma ako ka! pero ang ako lng kay ma imo ko...
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  4. 10-06-2010, 04:33 AM #44
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    ika'y naka buak sa akong pisot nga kasing2!
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  5. 10-06-2010, 04:52 AM #45
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    akong first move kai..

    ako: irene irene.. puti lge kag siko..

    and karon.. 10months nami.. nyahahaha di xa funny.. nonsense moves to get her attention.. hehehee
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  6. 10-06-2010, 07:21 PM #46
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    hahaha.. this is funny.. ka-remember q sa kato nag-court nko before na medyo dili q ganahan kay asar kaau q nya..
    boy: kanus-a pa man q nimu sugton?
    me: just give me time and space...
    boy: (og niirog sya gamay and nihilom og 5 minutes) ok na jez?
    wahahaha! mabuang q nya.. grrr..

    but duh, wa xa kbalo sa iyang cge pang-asar nko, na-inlove na noon q nya.. hehehe..
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  7. 10-06-2010, 07:42 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by JezzyCalm View Post
    hahaha.. this is funny.. ka-remember q sa kato nag-court nko before na medyo dili q ganahan kay asar kaau q nya..
    boy: kanus-a pa man q nimu sugton?
    me: just give me time and space...
    boy: (og niirog sya gamay and nihilom og 5 minutes) ok na jez?
    wahahaha! mabuang q nya.. grrr..

    but duh, wa xa kbalo sa iyang cge pang-asar nko, na-inlove na noon q nya.. hehehe..
    wow payteran ko ani. maytag ug manguyab ko mo ana pud ang girl na give me some time and space oi...

    kini while nangaon me ug balot. dili pa me kaila ni girl.

    me: miga unsa gani to imong number?
    girl: (shock mode) huh! naa d i kay number nako?

    ug didto nag sugod na meg ka close... hehhehe
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  8. 10-08-2010, 11:25 PM #48
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    boy: dai tabang katagakun ko..
    girl:ha? asa man?
    boy: ktagakun ko... nmo...
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  9. 11-19-2010, 09:02 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by tukmol888 View Post
    Paklo... k gwapo nimo oi....
    hahaha.. poyra buyag dong tukmol.. pweh! pweh! pweh!

    hirit:

    me: Miss, ikiha jud tika bantay lang ka..

    girl: huhh?? kay ngano man??

    me: coz you stole my heart away..

    girl: (kilig while smiling) kwarta ba ko??

    me: kay ngano man?

    girl: AYAW KOG ISUD SA BULSA AMAWA KA!!!!

    -ang ending.. busted.. nyahahahaha
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  10. 11-19-2010, 09:43 AM #50
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    "Day nataw ko para nimo"
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