Juan and Pedro Jokes...

[plethoraldork]

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haha!

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[hyori]

hahahaha!

pakapawala jud ug duka ei!


more! marlboro! fortune! more!

[Fri13th]

fun..fun..fun..

[jivabernardo]

Post pa mo mga istoryans...heehehe... lingaw kau ni

[junnel]

Once upon a time
There lived a king. The King had a
beautiful daughter, the Princess.


But the kingdom was a sad place.
There was no laughter, and no joy.
The problem was, that
everything the Princess touched would melt.
No matter what, metal, wood,
plastic...anything she touched would melt!!

Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his
beautiful daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.

One wizard told the king, "If your
daughter touches one thing that
does not melt in her hands, she
will be cured."

The King was overjoyed. The next
day, he held a competition. Any man
who could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt at her
touch, would marry her and inherit
the King's wealth.


Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first Prince brought a very hard
alloy of titanium.
When the Princess touched it, it
melted. The Prince went away sadly.

The second Prince brought a huge
diamond, thinking that diamond is
the hardest substance in the world
and will not melt.

But, alas, once the Princess touched
it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third Prince approached. He
told the Princess, "Put your hand
in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The Princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.

She felt something hard. She held it in her hand, and...it did not melt!!

The King was overjoyed!
Everybody in the kingdom was
overjoyed!

And the third Prince married the
Princess and the both lived
happily ever after.

question is?!?!?!?

What WAS the object in the Prince's pocket

They were M&M's, of course.
THEY melt in your MOUTH,
NOT in your HAND!!
(What were YOU thinking?)
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[junnel]

A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in a bank.
The teller says, "Sorry, madam, the note is fake".
"Oh no!" exclaimed the prostitute, "I have been ..... raped".

[jack_sparrow]

LAMI
Pedro: Bay Juan, sukad ka nakadaog sa lottery, nindot na tingali imong pagkabutang no?
Juan: Tinood na, Bay. Karong daghan na ko og kuwarta, pirme na ko makakaon og lamian nga sud-an sama sa pochero, morcon ug uban pa.
Pedro: Kami intawon Bay Juan, makatilaw lang og lami kung mag-turjack!!!

[jack_sparrow]

HIMATYON NGA INSIK
Insik: Pedlo, ako kamaguwangan
Pedro: Ako ni Pa.
Insik: Juan, ako kamanghulan
Juan: Dia ra ko Pa.
Insik: Maliya, ako asawa
Maria: Dia ra ko.
Insik: Mga wala silbi! Naa mo tanan dinhi. Wala bantay ato tindahan!!!

[jack_sparrow]

LAKI : Day, manan-aw tag sine!?
BABAE : Unya, di ka manghikap ug totoy? di ka mangagbay? di ka manghalok? da ka manguot b*to!?
LAKI : Di Oy!!
BABAE : ngee.... ikaw nalay tan-aw didto!!

[jack_sparrow]

TIRAMID 500
Juan: Bay Pedro, guol kaayo ko. Mingaw na kaayo ko sa akong asawa nga milangyaw sa Amerika.
Pedro: Ang kinahanglan nimo, bay Tiramid 500.
Juan: Unsa nang Tiramid 500
Pedro: Tirahi imong maid. Bayri'g 500.