Pick Up lines

[thadzonline]

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he: miss..unsa naa sa imo nawng?

girl: *rattle ug kalit*

he: bsag asa ko motan-aw, ikaw lagi ako makit-an..

hehehe

in short, common kaayo ka ug nawong

[Isteb]

gikan kang erik:

approach the woman and all of a sudden stare while raising your middle finger. lol

i want a straight line to go between you and me.... (stare at your kwan)

(if you use any of the things i put in here you should get a life. seriously.)

[juda]

in short, common kaayo ka ug nawong

------ nag hallucinate ra sya...

[chipper_buy]

can i have ur authograph ..opss.sori i tot u were artist.. by the way u have a cute smile..

[thadzonline]

------ nag hallucinate ra sya...

nag drugs cguro, ipadakop na ni 7dmm ay

[xtian_hero]

( girl in the bar with girlfriends * talking *)
you in the other hand, drinking a glass of water.. (right beside them)
accidentally tipped the glass ( with just a small amount of water ).. then.. you say..

U: OMG!!! I'm so sorry ( lapit sa ears )
g: its OK... ( she will leave obviously )
U: ( get her hand, then ask ) let me buy u and your friends a drink, as an apology..
g: No thanks...
U: Please, i insist... (then let the games begin)

[thadzonline]

smooth moves kaayo ni si xtian_hero oh, patay jud binantayanay si angelic_face ani niya ay..hehehe

[hominidko]

MY PAD OR YOUR PAD

[stabwounds]

how much

[christa]

hello dad..

finish na ko class.pick me up na..

hehe