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  1. 08-07-2010, 02:55 PM #401
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    Quote Originally Posted by dkiams View Post
    sa mall entrance:
    security    : excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril .
    tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!

    nice one!! bwuhahaha!!!
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  2. 08-07-2010, 06:24 PM #402
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    thanks for the jokes. i had a great laugh...
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  3. 08-09-2010, 11:39 AM #403
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    Sugarfree


    Pedro: Ano ba ang hinahanap mo riyan sa supot ng 3-in-1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip riyan?

    Juan: Hinahanap ko ‘yung libreng asukal. May nakasulat kasi na SUGARFREE!

    Pedro: Bobo! Band ‘yun!

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  4. 08-09-2010, 11:40 AM #404
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    *KamAndAg*

    AHAS1: Pre makamandag ba tayo
    AHAS2: Ewan ko!!! Bakit ba hindi ka mapakali dyaan? kanina ka pa paikot-ikot dyan ah! nahihilo na ako sayo!
    AHAS1: Kase eh..... Nakagat ko kase yung dila ko kinakabahan ako!!!
    Wehehe
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  5. 08-09-2010, 11:42 AM #405
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    Quote Originally Posted by dkiams View Post
    Dying husband: love gusto ko mo kaon anang chocolate cake nga imong gi bake


    Wife: hoy, ayaw na hilabti kai ako na gi andam. para na sa mag bilar sa imong haya.


    He-he, I like this one.....
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  6. 08-09-2010, 11:45 AM #406
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    AYYY, Bayot diay!!


    BF: Kahibaw ka Hon, ikaw lang gyud ang bae na gidala ko diri sa motel.
    GF: Liar!! Ingon ka cge naka ug anhi sa dili pa ta uyab!
    BF: Oo, pero ikaw ra gyud ang GIRL na gidala nko diwe!!!

    butangi!
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  7. 08-09-2010, 11:53 AM #407
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    pinoy no. 1!

    Pabilisan tumakbo:
    AMERIKANO: nagsimulang tumakbo ang kano at naka 10 rounds in 5 minutes!
    HAPON: maliit ang hapon kaya mabilis ang takbo nito. naka 15 rounds s loobng 5 minutes!
    PILIPINO:
    isang payat at tagabukid lang..ngsimulang tumakbo ng napakabilis ng biglang.............. (KABOOOGG)...
    T@NG!N@ NABANGGA NYA LIKOD NYA! hahahaha
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  8. 08-09-2010, 11:57 AM #408
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    GRO: Sir, ganahan ka malingaw?
    Juan: Cge basta buhata ang gibuhat sa ako MISIS ha!
    GRO: Ako pa, kaya nako na! Unsa man gibuhat sa imo misis kay ako buhaton karon dayun.
    Juan: Syempre, walay bayad!
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  9. 08-09-2010, 03:25 PM #409
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmaxdb View Post
    Juan the Pilot: Good morning all passengers. I'm here to tell that we have good news and bad news.

    Pedro the passenger: unsa kahay good news?

    Juan: We are landing immediately

    Pedro: wow ka dali ra gud.. nindota jud aning Philippine Airlines oi. unya ang bad news?

    Juan: We are CRASH LANDING!

    Pedra: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHH
    madagascar 2 mani oh..hahaha..bt nice...
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  10. 08-09-2010, 03:50 PM #410
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    In a mental hospital...

    Pedro (nikalit ug barog): Ako si Jose Rizal!
    Juan: Gi unsa man nimo pagkahibawo?!
    Pedro: Gi ingnan man ko sa Ginoo ganiha...
    Teban: Oi oi oi.. wala bya ko nag ingon nmo ikaw si Rizal ha!
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