can anyone answer this?

[jofritz]

kay naa man energy applied, sakto ba?

[adpacina]

kay they are on the same path and moving on the opposite direction.. thats they collide.

[BoiKrypton]

Kita ko aning salidaha,

Mao ni ang rason nganong nabanga ang duha ka awto,

Ang bana awto number 1
Ang asawa awto number 2

Nigawas ang bana sa motel naa kuyog na chiks, ang asawa nag huwat na mugawas ang bana, sa dihang nakit an na sa asawa ang bana na nigawas sa motel, gi banga an sa asawa, unya wala ni hunong ang bana, sa reklamation nag ginokdanay sila, unya nasayop ang bana kay niliko sa parkmall padung sa cic mandaue, ting gawas sa immaculada, traffic....

mao na gibanga an sa asawa ang awto sa bana...Infairness sa bana wala gyud siya nigawas sa awto niya. ang asawa ra ang nag scandalo.... Kita mo aning salida ha?

[lalee]

hahah kalingaw gud ani boikrypton?! naay replay ani? hahaha

@TS: hatag na ug answer ky garigor na ning utok namo haha

[binarypill]

interesting question...to answer this, let's make some assumptions. first, cars don't run by themselves (yet), so let's get some drivers in them. generally, drivers are people and they have names. let's call them sam and max (good names, can be any gender but they'l be "he"'s in the story). that's a good start, eh?

other necessary assumptions:
-this happens in the earth or earth-like planet (for gravity, centrifugal, centripetal, climate etc. etc)
-this happens in the philippines or similar country (coz it's istorya)
-this happens on the road (not on car lot, garage, etc)

okay, here we go.

so max, a call center agent, just got out of the office. he's dead tired after talking to an illiterate American complaining about his dumb iPhone. being a call center agent, he's getting off at 5 in the morning. he's tired but he doesn't want to go home yet. he needs some unwinding. he knows of a place just around the block and he's planning to go there. he'd invite emily, he's forever crush in the office but she drives a latest model Honda CR-V. his car is a Nissan March. besides, emily is married, though not happily.

as max is heading for his car, an old, street living woman is eyeing him, her hands closing, opening, closing, opening. she's muttering something. a skinny, disease ridden dog stands beside her and looks up at her doubtfully. she pays it no mind.

as max is just starting his car, sam, a sales agent for a popular drug company is coming out of a motel. like any willing and capable drug company sales agent, max has just beded a single mom, still sexy pharmacy outlet owner. they both went in the motel at separate times in separate cars. they went out in the same way. max's conquest, belize (sexy name, that), went ahead of him. she has a steady, chinese businessman sugar daddy who doesn't like finding out that she's seeing someone on the side - though he regularly does.

as sam is driving out, he contemplates getting a cup of coffee before going home to his wife. he wants to wind down and maybe check if he still smells of belize's perfume. he is also getting an itch in somewhere private. sam knows of a good place to get some coffee and unwind. as it turns out, sam and max are thinking of the same place for unwinding.

[binarypill]

let's talk about this popular unwinding place. first, it's a coffee shop. let's name it Rick's (from the lovely movie, Casablanca). it's popular and it is located at a very convenient, high traffic area, right on the side of the road. the shop itself is small but it has a lot of space on the outside because most patrons like to take their coffee outdoors, usually with some cigs after their cinnamon rolls. the parking space is at the back. it's relatively large and well lit. it smells of urine during the morning and of alcohol during the evenings. the patrons don't care.

so, now we have sam and max heading at the same direction. now we investigate how the two cars collided.

talking about directions, sam is going to the Rick's coming from the east. Max is coming from the west. speedwise, max is driving at 60mph. not really that fast but too fast for the two lane, pothole ridden roads of the area. sam, mellow from a night of undeserved but very much enjoyed lechery, is going at a slower, 50mph.

as both parties near Rick's, they see each other at exactly the same time and while they are at exactly the same distance from Rick's. at this moment, let us check their states of mind.

max, having just had to pass up the chance of getting together with emily because of his puny ride is feeling very much insecure and he's eager to prove him - and his ride's - manhood. he steps on the gas and the little car squeals like stuck pig but begins to pick up speed.

meanwhile, sam, having just been with belize, a considerably hot, if a bit overpopular conquest, is feeling very manly and well endowed. he smirks at the little car that thinks it's a man and steps on the gas. sam's ride is a mazda miata, the ultimate overstatement for overcompensating badly. sam does not know that, though and he thinks of his ride and himself as 'cool'. in any case, with the gas pedal down, the miata speeds up. it's a game of chicken and we all know who the loser is.

[binarypill]

max is riding the race of his short life, putting the pedal to the metal and wringing every bit of power from his car's little engine. max has done some modifications though and the little car is showing some surprising speed. sam, meanwhile is overconfident. the pedal is still not on the metal of his car but he soon corrects that.

so now we have two cars speeding towards one car park entrance in a game of chicken on the road. impact is coming at any second, as we all know. what we don't know is why.

as fast as collisions happen, there is still that one fraction of a second when the metal of one car first touches the others. in this case, it's max's fender hitting sam's passenger side door. at that very fraction of a second, the gravity of the earth, it's centrifugal force, the time of day, the mumblings of that old woman and belize's perfume all conspire to create a temporary hole in space and time where max and sam fall into.

surprisingly, when they get there, max and sam arrive sans clothes and cars. all they find there is an old man playing dice with a dog. it's god and he's playing dice with the universe - just to spite albert, he informs the new arrivals. after a few throws, god turns to the two and says, one of you dies and one lives. give me some good arguments.

max, being young, ambitious and full of himself says that he ought to live because he still has a lot to accomplish and he has a lot to offer the world. sam, being more mature, more full of himself and a dick says that he ought to live because he is already contributing to society and he has a family.

god thinks things for a moment and says. max, you get decapitated, sam you get syphilis, gonorrhea and aids. and your tool gets cut off during the accident. god then recreates the hole in time and space and drops both of them into it. true enough, max gets his head cut off and sam his tool. he also gets syphillis, gonorrhea and aids.

so why did the collision happen? god.

[binarypill]

do i win a prize?

[junmar4]

kamo ra jud tawn giilad ani nga thread. If you notice, wa na nibalik ang TS. Then dili nasad mo magwonder why giclose ni sa science. WHy? Awa ha, in any mathematical/scientific problem, ang problem/question is always complete and not a question which is only good for showbiz people.

Now TS, unsa man imong bulawanong tubag aning imong lagpas nga pangutana?

[Htennek]

waaa gikapoi kog basa sa post ni binarypill, wa ko kahuman kay naka inom ko nya mura taas2x pod. basahon lang nako balik unyang hapon. matog lang sa ko! hahaha

pero nag bangga jud lagi ni cla kay wa jud ni ka likay. lol