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    saka ta 6floor kay tua daghan desperada didto kay subra kaau ka pilian... he he he

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    Quote Originally Posted by netcommando View Post
    saka ta 6floor kay tua daghan desperada didto kay subra kaau ka pilian... he he he

    Hahaha Tama! Nagpundok ang mga pilian didtu, Means...nangita nalang to pasagad hehehe..

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    its not girls i think..its humanity nman nga mangita ta ug something better.. kamo daw mga laki, kung naa mo job nga busy, pressured, tapos ang sweldo butang nato in a month mka 20K mo.. and here's this offer nga hayahay, less pressure, sweldo in a month is 30K.. aha man mo?

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    trabaho naman na imohang gi hisgot tam2x..eheh

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    hahaha! nice read..

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    Quote Originally Posted by treize View Post
    A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhatten shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that's right - women can browse men from floors of choices.
    Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes... a nifty setup - with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?


    So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.


    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.


    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"


    The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.


    The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.


    The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.
    same goes with the guys.. mao btaw naay kabit kabit tungod ana..

    we human are never ever satisfied unless we are already dead...

  7. #37
    @buangonkoh

    --mao jud sis... mao btaw ingon ko its a human instict to find something better... ngano mangabit daw ang isa laki beh? bcoz his wife dont have the feature of doing great in bed, or lo-ag na, no more adventure.. so asa? nangita na nuon ug lain?

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    di gyud ma kontento ang mga babaye, naa na gani stable nga trabaho, good looking pa gyud, makakita og maslabaw pa aw byaan dayon... hehehe... tsk! tsk! tsk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by treize View Post
    like Please Release Me Let Me Go?
    Why not? if it pleases you, seeing you happy, though it hurts from my end but I have to let you.
    Even to that extent.

    I've done that several tyms, in many occasions in my life.

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    spot on!

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