WORDS Women usually use...

[emjee17]

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all of these are really true. ka relate ko dah, most especially this:


"Man: What's wrong?

Woman: Nothing

Man: You seem upset

Woman: I'm fine

Man: You don't seem fine

Woman: What-the-f-EVER'

Man: I don't get it. If something is bothering you just tell me.

Woman: I said I am fine. "

kay usually mao ni ang among scenario.. and there are times ngaako ang mugawas nga maldita..
but FYI i don't use the eff word.. hehe.. +)

[ierolennail]

dli mn xd ko modapat oi..mkasurok lng sa dugo bah..himoon ta og madam auring..
patag.an-tag.anon tah..faeta baya..unya na msulti kanang matingob..hastang mkalagot jud nah..
ingon ana jud mo mga girl noh??d na jud mo mausab sah??

in general but not all girls...it's not forever noh..we do change..just like guys change..CAHNGE is the only permanent thing in the world..so be patient guys..coz we girls are patient enough to understand kung unsa sad naa sa inyo head..

[sinister3417]

if you understand a woman..... you are a woman...

tsk tsk...lisod diay ka Bro...luoya diay sa imo uyab o asawa kung ingon ana ka...
just wonder, maybe single gihapon ka hangtud karon...

[sinister3417]

Congratz...someone just figure it out...
Pero pait gyud....Mao bitaw nakasulat ko ana nga mga observations kay bisag ako mismo
naka-experience ko ana! Faet gyud....sabton ang mga babae...pero sige na lang...sila man sad ang
naghatag ug LAMI sa kinabuhi namong mga laki..hahahaha

Unsay ikasulti ninyo guyz? Di ba tinuod? Lami gyud.......sila! hehehehehe

[sinister3417]

mao jud dah sukol pa mo? pro bsan unsaon daug ghapon ta hehehe grl power!!

Daog gud! kinsa ingon? Yamat ra...
Tindakan ta nuon mo namo ug sikaran, tagam gyud mo! hehehehe <joke>

Anyway, good luck nalang sa tanang Guyz ron nga naay mga yayabz nga nag


RED FLAG














Im sure, every second from now on, you'll experience





Hell...

[emjee17]

hahahaha!!.. hell jud ang feeling? kng mka huwat ang guy ug kung di maniac/di mu take advantage, mka feel ra sad siyag heaven. ;p

[RainDrizzle07]

WORDS women usually use....

Tips:



Message: GUYS TAKE ACTION..




(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.





(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.





(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm.

This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".





(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission.

Don’t Do It!





(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)





(6) That’s Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.





(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

(This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").





( Whatever:

Is a woman’s way of saying F*CK YOU!





(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

This will later result in a man asking

"What’s wrong?" For the woman’s response refer to 3.





(10) Do I look fat in this?:

This is a quiz, the answer is always no!

Only her girlfriends are allowed to comment on if she looks fat or not.





(11) I am over it:

As in, I am nowhere near friggin over it, but I am so disgusted with what’s going on that just saying I am makes me feel vindicated.





(12) Can I ask you a question?:

This usually never leads to anything good (beware), and will most likely lead to further questions requiring a good explanation.





(13) Here is where it gets really dangerous:

Man: What's wrong?

Woman: Nothing

Man: You seem upset

Woman: I'm fine

Man: You don't seem fine

Woman: What-the-f-EVER'

Man: I don't get it. If something is bothering you just tell me.

Woman: I said I am fine.



Run. Don't even try to figure it out.

Whatever you have done has really pissed her off.



She's not going to tell you at this point.



Inside she is seething. Let her cool off.



Do something nice like go out and pick up dinner, or do a load of laundry.

Trust me, at this point, you aren't getting laid today anyway, but by doing something nice you might get her to open up and tell you what you did.

LOL!!!

bwahahhahaa.... Agree 1Billion n 1 %

Its really cool you were able to figure it out.. hahahahha

dili mana sa pgka feeling princesa...alangan mu deny mi sa fact that women are really complicated?but this thread is true to what i have observed..but both men nd women just need to understand and trust each other to make the relationship work..

women may seem complicated, so as men.. lolz

and please guys don't even try to denie it

coz sometimes you are also very much

difficult to decipher, and well you have the same qualities with
women, in regards to this one..

as what LLCOOLJ sad am I correct? or am I correct? ^_^

[Nikki80]

BUt those hips shes got me whipped and its too hard to resist what a woman....mao jud na sila hehe

[princes_star]

i do hope guys read this it's so freaking true.. haha

[treize]

hahaha.... very nice indeed!