Crazy things I believed in when I was a child

[desertfox]

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-Ka-on ug carrots para mo blue imo mata murag americano
-Kung mutongab ka sa Coke bottle mudako imo totoy
-Kung sige kag kagu-ol kay magul-an ka
-Kung kaon-on nimo ang liso kay naay mutubo nga tanom sa imo tina-e
-Kung a babae naa sa taas, dili siya momabdos

[carpe noctem*]

I like this thread.. lingaw.. hehehehe.. akoa kay
1. if mo todlo ka sa rainbow dapat imong paakon para dili maputol
2. if naay boyog mo doul mo ingon kag "sekan barangan" balik balik para mo palayo
3. if naay ga habal nga iro imong birahon imong duha ka pointing fingers para ma ibot!
4. ang mata sa iring kay mo ingon high tide or low tide
5. uli ug sayo kay naay aswang nig gabie na
6. katong pag grade2 nako, nag rosaryo tanan skul kay end of the world na daw when in fact nag solar eclipse rah! hahahahah

bitaw ka remember ko adtong rumors na the end of the world is coming na daw, that there will be a rain of fire, days of darkness, etc..there were even leaflets given to people with instructions on how we should prepare (candelarias, whatever)..scared kay ko adto.LOL

[splendid moonlight]

1. Cats and dogs belong to one specie. The cats are the females of that specie, and the dogs are the males.
2. Flies become mosquitoes during night time and go back to being flies in the morning.
3. We are living inside the planet until I realized one thing, why can we see the stars?
4. There are many seas. My concept of sea back then was like swimming pools, just that they are a lot bigger.
5. I once asked my mother during one of our night trips from the North to the city why the moon was always there every time I peeked out my window. I thought for some reason it was following us, though I was not afraid. In fact I kind of felt pity towards the moon kay he/she was alone outside amongst the dark trees.
6. I thought my Barbie Doll's hair would grow back again after I cut it. I was very disappointed to find out nga dili diay.

[Rooted]

-kung mu tud-lo ka sa rainbow kai maputol imo kamot.

-kanang engine oil nga matagak sa dalan nya nag-ulan, RAINBOW nga natagak.

-there was this grand house near our home, up until i was 7 i thought it was CORY AQUINOs house... wahhhh....

[carpe noctem*]

i thought that women menstruate every day of their lives...toink

[frenchfries]

wala mankoy toohan sauna.
pero mejo nailad ko sa mga buang sauna.

[Kenah]

kun mukaon ka ug liso sa sambag, mutubo ang sambag sa imo tiyan..
crazy gyud!

[mitchico]

abi nako naay aswang sa among atop nya mahadlok ko kay huna huna nako basin buslutan among atop haha.. iring ra diay to nag sige og saba nag lakaw lakaw sa among atop..
abi sad nako ang mga statue sa balay nag sige ra tanaw nako, kay mga mata murag sige ra og sunod sunod..
(ambot kung pede sad kaha ni) haha.. kami duha sa akong manghod tungod nag sige og watch og cartoons, i.e. tom and jerry, basta bunalan ang tiil ni tom og martilyo mu ambak nya mu syagit nya mag burot2x.. abi namo muingon ana sad sa tinuod.. sabot pa mi og tarong sa akong manghod.. amo gi bunalan ang tiil sa among dady gamit martilyo na duwaan (hard plastic) while nag tanaw sya tv.. hahaha ni syagit lagi diretso og kuha og tsinelas murag lightning speed naka bunal gud.. da.. hilak2x nuon lagi padung gawas sa kwarto hahaha..

[carpe noctem*]

bungoton kung ako mag.una2x inom sa baso from someone older than me..hehe

[josephdc]

If you blink your eyes too much, you will go blind.

abi nako naay aswang sa among atop nya mahadlok ko kay huna huna nako basin buslutan among atop haha.. iring ra diay to nag sige og saba nag lakaw lakaw sa among atop..
abi sad nako ang mga statue sa balay nag sige ra tanaw nako, kay mga mata murag sige ra og sunod sunod..
(ambot kung pede sad kaha ni) haha.. kami duha sa akong manghod tungod nag sige og watch og cartoons, i.e. tom and jerry, basta bunalan ang tiil ni tom og martilyo mu ambak nya mu syagit nya mag burot2x.. abi namo muingon ana sad sa tinuod.. sabot pa mi og tarong sa akong manghod.. amo gi bunalan ang tiil sa among dady gamit martilyo na duwaan (hard plastic) while nag tanaw sya tv.. hahaha ni syagit lagi diretso og kuha og tsinelas murag lightning speed naka bunal gud.. da.. hilak2x nuon lagi padung gawas sa kwarto hahaha..

Hehehe...