Pick Up lines

[radiostar]

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is your father a terrorist?

cause your the bomb!

[sOnatA]

kani ohh "i have condoms" effective jd ni hahahaha

[kyuusai]

you're nothing but in the second rate! trying hard! photocopy!

[radiostar]

are your feet tired?

cause you've been runnin' in my mind the whole day

[IceDragon]

Very nice, how much?

[christa]

asus! pa-cute cute , para ibigin..

ahehehe..

[vladmire]

awts, wala akong pick-up lines

[shimiyu]

**boy bumps to girl**
**anything goes**

[Serene]

OA kaayo 'no?

This happened to me recently in Manila. I was in Robinsons Ermita and i had to stop suddenly kay my phone's ringing and it's in my bag. A guy bumped into me and apologized. I just waved him off with a smile 'coz i was talking to a friend who just called me in CEBUANO. He didn't go away. He waited while i finished gabbing on my phone and said :

Guy : Bisaya ka pala.
Me : (just nodded)
Guy : Do you mind if i ask you out?
Me : (shocked) Ha?
Guy : No! Just for a quck bite. Lunch naman eh. Friendly date lang naman. For a few minutes lang.
Me : Why?
Guy : Wala lang. I just wanted to get t know you. I saw you kanina sa may office ng Cebu Pacific. Call it curiousity...

Nevertheless, i did have lunch with him. Few minutes turned to hours. He has a great sense of humor and he looks good. He's a businessman.

[potterboy]

Kani kay ubay-ubay pero tagalog lang.

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang
pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa
buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** Para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang
player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** ‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly
what i want for Christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-
take home eh!!

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** Lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** Kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay
ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** Kasi type kita..

12. I hate to say this but… You are
like my underwear..
*** ‘Coz i can’t last a day without
you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal
ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** Single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** Coz you’re driving me crazy eh..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng
relo??
*** May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw
kasi kasama ko, humiÂ*hinto ang oras ko..

17. I’m a bee..
*** Can you be my honey??

18. Am i a bad shooter??
*** Coz i keep on missing you..

19. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first
sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

20. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle
noh??
*** Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw
ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

21. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** Because you give meaning to my
life..

22. Bangin ka ba??
*** Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

23. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing
tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

24. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t
find my way out!!

25. Anung height mo??
*** Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso
ko..

26. Hey, did you fart??
*** Coz you blew me away!!

27. Sana “V� na lang ako..
*** Para i’m always right next to “U�

28. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY
tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…

29. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo
na ako…

30. Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta
tayo home for the aged……
*** Kasi i wanna grow old with you……

31. Alarm clock ka ba?
*** Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog
kong puso…..

32. Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso
ko?……
*** Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..

33. Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang
na traffic sa edsa……
*** I can’t move on….

34. Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
*** Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark….

35. “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto
ko ikaw ang axis ko..
*** Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo
ko..�

36. You look like someone I know
*** My next Girlfriend

37. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee
mo!
*** Basta pag-aralan mo lang na
mahalin ako.

38. Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
*** You know, we just click.

39. Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung
didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
*** O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?

40. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo
naman ako sa psychiatrist. ..
*** Magdala daw kasi ako ng
kinababaliwan ko.

41. Kung may business ako, lahat ng
tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
*** ‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang
ako magmamahal.

42. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad
mo sa renta…
*** Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa
puso ko eh.