Why do Husbands die first before their Wives?

[bleedingboi]

This is a post from yahoo which is a bit funny:


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinistIf you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?
Because they want to!

[simegchel]

Kinutlo gikan sa basahon sa internet ganihang buntag... bersekulo katorse

Why Do Husbands Die Before Their Wives? - Health - Nigeria

Maayo ni nga hisgutanan kay kabantay pud ko ani diris ato. Kinsay nakalibre ug biscuit ug kape diha kung naay namatay... kabantay mo nga mas mauna ang bana ug panaw kay sa asawa?

Why Do Husbands Die Before Their Wives? by ngoziliz: 4:15pm On Feb 27, 2013

I have come to an observation that most at times, husbands die before their wives.I asked why and someone said it is because men don't cry and are not emotional like women, they would rather love to bottle up their emotions in their heart. How true is this?

7 Reasons Men Die First - US News

lingawa nako ahh..

bitaw sah nganu kaha?

hmmmm.. mortality rate pud sa laki mas in general..

[labtingaw]

Becausw husbands came first bfre their wife, So first in first out,. Mao ng mag unag pahuway ang bana,

ajaja

[Passport]

This is a post from yahoo which is a bit funny:


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinistIf you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If SHE asks you, it's a favour.
If you appreciate the female form and sexy underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

Why do men die first?
Because they want to!

daghana ug IFs.... ana ra diay to

"maypa matay!"

[starcatch]

hahaha..bitaw sa...mag.una bitaw kasagaran ang laki.. basin lang cguro tungod sa lifestyle sa mga laki... bc ug pangita ug kwarta, chicks ...yagats..ug unsa pana..abo sa lawas

[neversaydie]

for me it's because to let the wives be happy .. hehehehe in recent times naa namay wives mauna sa husbands.. science may have an explanation, bottomline is both dies.. sa mauna lang.. til do they part... (ngano kaha walay till death we will be together, kidding aside hehehe)

[Wynna]

basin mga 10-20 yrs ang age gap nila sa ilahang mga laki

[lordfred]

depende sa ilang lifestyle, available medecine and cures ug nature of work ang life expectancy. ang laki mas mauna kasagaran ug kamatay kay mas active ang metabolism nila which causes cell to grow old faster. Example panday or construction worker, unya iyang partner housewife, mas active ang lawas sa laki tungod sa iyang work which causes his body to be old fast.

another example, look at flying insects, life expectancy ani nila is very short because of its wings which flaps so many times per second.

and last example, look at the sea turtle, they are very slow yet they can live for hundreds of years because their body moves slower, so metabolism is also slow.

Morals: healthy lifestyle+slow way of life=longer life

[Bangkilan]

"Because Mother-In-Law still knows all what is BEST for her Daughter-In-Law."

[21guns]

patay sa konsemission lol