Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up in Jack's mini van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
"I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from....
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now keep that smile for the rest of the day)
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05-03-2007, 02:14 AM #21C.I.A.
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9 months later
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05-06-2007, 11:31 AM #22FiveseveNGuest Re: 9 months later
he didnt get laid . . . but he got house . . . which would u hav preferred?
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05-06-2007, 12:26 PM #23Junior Member
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Re: 9 months later
Hahahaha nice one! I would prefer d house and then get laid
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05-09-2007, 08:58 PM #24Elite Member
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Re: 9 months later
hahahaha I thought it would be creepy!
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05-11-2007, 12:13 PM #25Junior Member
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Re: 9 months later
hahaha! good one!
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05-16-2007, 08:15 AM #26 Re: 9 months later
nice one.....ahahahhahaha
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05-18-2007, 05:14 AM #27 Re: Subject: YOU HARDEN THERE!
nice one
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05-18-2007, 06:19 AM #28C.I.A.
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crazy people!!!!
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05-18-2007, 07:06 AM #29Junior Member
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Re: Subject: YOU HARDEN THERE!
bisag na basahan na nako ang first joke kataw anan gihapon
nice jokes :mrgreen:
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05-18-2007, 07:09 AM #30C.I.A.
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Re: Subject: YOU HARDEN THERE!
thanks :mrgreen:
Originally Posted by lucius
bisag na basahan na nako ang first joke kataw anan gihapon
nice jokes :mrgreen:
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